Saturday, December 30, 2017

A Brief Excursion

Kratki izlet; mystery / experimental film, Croatia, 2017; D: Igor Bezinović, S: Ante Zlatko Stolica, Mladen Vujčić, Željko Belan, Iva Ivšić

Stola is a guy who spends his summer in a tourist camp in Istria, where he meets various people who party and drink all the time. One day, their bus stops in the middle of a forest and Roko decides to lead a group of seven people, which includes Stola, to a long journey on foot to visit some frescos in a secluded monastery. On their long walk through the nature, they encounter three women in an empty village; bulls; people in costumes; they drink in a house made of stone; they take a swim in a river... Little by little, people leave the group, until only Roko and Stola arrive at the monastery. They enter the catacombs, and only Stola exits out on the street in an unknown town.

This unusual and bizarre surreal road movie is only suitable for a selected art-house audience, since its overbearing metaphors and a refusal to tell any coherent narrative will strain the patience of some who will try to understand it. Director Igor Bezinovic copes the best with a few aesthetically pleasant panorama shots of the nature, capturing some sort of contrast between the Mediterranean wilderness and the seven people from civilization who aimlessly wonder for miles in search for a monastery, yet he is unable to extended the movie into anything more than a few neat frames and pictures, since the lack of any point turns "A Brief Excursion" into a bland and tiresome experimental film that drags. As some people start leaving the group, one by one, the viewers will inevitably wonder if some actors decided to simply quit the film. The concept of a group that follows a man, Roko, who leads them nowhere through the forest, is a symbol for something, yet it isn't quite sure for what. At best, it may be seen as an analogy for people who blindly follow empty authority figures, even though it makes no sense to do so, and some of that has merit in the overall picture. However, the movie needed more ingenuity and color to work: someone like D. Lynch could have made this work by adding more surreal highlights, yet here this is reduced only to the group encountering a herd of bulls on the meadow or some men dressed in strange costumes. Without these ingredients, it is not quite clear why the viewers should care or be invested into the film when there is not much to enjoy in it, anyway.

Grade;+

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Brother

Brat; crime drama, Russia, 1997; D; Aleksei Balabanov, S: Sergei Bodrov Jr., Viktor Sukhorukov, Svetlana Pismichenko, Mariya Zhukova, Yuri Kuznetsov

After being demilitarized, Danila (20) is lost and does not know what to do with his life. His mother sends him to Saint Petersburg to find work at his brother, Viktor. There, Danila befriends Hoffman, a homeless German man; Kat, a drug addict; and Sveta, whom he wants to protect from her violent husband. Viktor, who turns out to be a hitman working for the mafia, passes on an assignment to Danila who shoots a man at a market, but gets wounded. Danila gets another assignment, to shoot a man together with two mobsters, but they find another man in an apartment and are thus forced to wait for hours. When their target returns, the two thugs kill him, but Danilo kills them. He buys a gun and shoots the main mafia boss who took Viktor hostage. Sveta abandons him for her husband, so Danila leaves for Moscow.

As it is often the case with the largest hits from foreign countries, many of them are relatively unknown or unpopular outside of their homeland. Such is the case with "Brother", that unexpectedly emerged as one of the highest grossing films in Russia, yet it had little appeal to international viewers who had little understanding for it outside that country. While it was interesting for the Russian audiences to watch a movie tackle the taboo topic of the St. Petersburg mafia, the sole movie is disappointingly conventional and ordinary, assembled like a random set of episodes and events that never align into some purposeful whole. It simply lacks highlights, getting stuck into typical social drama cliches of a young lad who becomes an accomplished criminal / assassin for the underground. All the episodes involving supporting characters (Kat, Sveta, Hoffman) lead nowhere, whereas the dialogues are boring. The viewers expected some twist to this crime story seen a hundred times, yet no twist ever showed up. The only memorable sequence is when Danila and two mobsters are sent to shoot a man, but find another person in the apartment. When Stepan, a radio director, knocks on the door by accident, he is also sent into the apartment and kept there, as the mobsters wait for their target to finally appear, but Danila remarkably promises that Stepan will not be harmed. When the "target" finally shows up in the apartment and is killed, the thugs want to kill Stepan, as well, but Danila intervenes and instead kills the two mobsters. He then has a drink with Stepan and simply let's him go, keeping his word, which is probably the biggest surprise in the entire film, yet also serves as an example of how pale all the rest of sequences are, in this solid, but forgettable patchwork.

Grade;+

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Ms. 45

Ms. 45; thriller, USA, 1981; D: Abel Ferrara, S: Zoë Tamerlis Lund, Albert Sinkys, Darlene Stuto, Helen McGara

Thana is a mute girl who works in a fashion store in New York. While returning home from work, she is raped by a criminal. Back in her apartment, another criminal breaks into her room and rapes her, as well, but in an act of rage she kills him with an iron. She hacks up the corpse and throws its parts across the city. When a guy wants to return her bag, she shoots and kills him with a pistol. This triggers her campaign against men, killing even innocent ones: pedestrians, model photographers, rich Arabs... During a costume party, Thana disguises herself as a nun and starts randomly killing men. She is stopped and killed by a woman.

With a running time of only 75 minutes, thriller "Ms. 45" (sometimes also known as "Angel of Vengeance") managed to exploit its modest, independent budget to the fullest by creating an excellent mood and an untypical story — a sort of inversion of trashy thrillers about a revenge killer — thereby helping to promote Abel Ferrara into a highly noticed director and screenwriter. There are flaws which are unavoidable for such a controversial, polarizing topic with unabashed audacity, bordering on the exploitation genre, yet Zoe Tamerlis Lund gives a great performance as the mute (anti)heroine Thana (her name, a pun of the mythological figure "Thanatos" which means "death", already foreshadowing her journey), even though she does not speak a single word throughout the film. Her muteness is a symbol for the helplessness of women who were rape victims in the first half of the story, whereas in the second half it transforms into another kind of symbol, a one of a mad killer who is denuded from any kind of personality, since the leitmotiv of the film is violence that dumbs down and inhibits the people's mind, bravely showing how Thana undergoes a journey from a victim to a perpetrator in her irrational generalization of hate for men. One of the best sequences is the one where Thana aims her pistol at a depressive man and pulls the trigger — but nothing happens. However, he notices her move, takes her gun away — and then kills himself. Ironically, in the end, Thana is stopped precisely by a woman, which displays Ferrara's clever playing around with feminism and cliches.

Grade;+++

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Rooster's Breakfast

Petelinji zajtrk; drama / comedy, Slovenia, 2007; D: Marko Naberšnik, S: Primož Bezjak, Vlado Novak, Pia Zemljič, Dario Varga, Davor Janjić, Janez Škof, Severina Vučković

David "Đuro" is an auto mechanic who, after getting fired, finds a new place to work in Gornja Radgonja, at Gajaš's auto repair shop. Gajaš is often ridiculed by the local pimp, Lepec, who constantly brings his smashed cars for repair, but rarely pays his debts. Đuro starts an affair with Bronja, Lepec's wife. Lepec tries to erase his debts by giving Gajaš a prostitute for a night stand. Gajaš is fascinated by the Croatian singer Severina and is thrilled when Lepec brings him a ticket for her concert. However, one night Lepec brings Gajaš "Severina" who has sex with him. The next morning, Gajaš finds out that it was just a prostitute who looked like Severina and that Lepec made a prank at his expense. Gajaš then shoots and kills Lepec, enabling Đuro to be with Bornja.

"Rooster's Breakfast" turned into a surprise phenomenon when it sold 126,275 tickets at the Slovenian box office, advancing into the highest grossing Slovenian film of its time. However, as with many other huge hits from foreign countries, "Breakfast" is another example of a "misplaced hype", and many viewers will probably ask themselves: "What was the big deal, anyway?" The story revolving around an auto mechanic having an affair with a married woman is nothing special and with a running time of over 120 minutes, it is decisively overlong: the first hour seems almost like a soap opera at times, with bland, empty, uninteresting vignettes ranging from a celebration up to some guy playing Severina's songs on a synthesizer, yet the second half somehow "twitches" itself from this "sleep mode" when it adds some interesting moments, most noticeably when Gajaš and his friends visit Lepec's brothel or when Đuro and Bronja have a rather well crafted sex sequence in bed. Numerous plot points are utterly pointless and lead nowhere: randomly, out of nowhere, Gajaš and his friends hear that their pal, the dentist, bit off the clitoris of a woman and was exposed to be a pedophile, which even makes headlines in the newspaper. When the dentist later on arrives with his car at the auto mechanic shop, this leads to the best joke when Gajaš shouts at him: "Don't you dare to step out of the door! Get out! You embarrassed the whole town!" Unfortunately, this subplot is entirely irrelevant to the narrative. Gajaš is played energetically by the great Vlado Novak (in one sequence, he remembers how he saw "Bonnie & Clyde" in the cinema, with "that lady, Fayneway"), who almost steals the show from the protagonist Đuro and his underdeveloped relationship with Bronja. And Severina has an effective cameo near the end. Still, these small crumbs of pleasure cannot bring life to this film, which never quite comes together.

Grade;+

Friday, December 22, 2017

Scanners

Scanners; science-fiction horror, Canada, 1981; D: David Cronenberg, S: Stephen Lack, Michael Ironside, Jennifer O'Neill

Cameron is a "scanner", one of the rare people who have the ability of telekinesis. After a woman says a snickering remark against him in a mall, he uses his power to give her a seizure, but is thus exposed and arrested by two secret agents who bring him to a laboratory of Dr. Paul Ruth. He persuades Cameron to join his fight against another scanner, Revok, a criminal who uses his powers to kill people. Cameron meets another group of scanners, but all are killed by Revok's men, except for Kim. After Revok's men shoot Paul, Cameron uses his power to cause their chemical factory to explode. Revok intends to use a drug, ephemerol, in pregnant women in order to breed a generation of scanners who will take over the world. Revok also reveals that Ruth was his and Cameron's father. In a telekinetic duel in the office, Cameron's body burns out, but his mind is transferred into Revok's body.

David Cronenberg's early hit, "Scanners" gained a small underground cult following. Cronenberg was not interested in the concept of telekinesis for some philosophical, emotional or psychological explorations, as much as he was interested in extracting a simple shock, gore, violence and horror value out of it, which makes "Scanners" almost seem like an exploitation film at times. While this is a rather thin one-note take on it, it still has some chilling moments, such as the (in)famous sequence of the evil scanner, Revok, sitting next to a man at a table and using his telekinesis to cause the latter's head to explode, in a very bloody manner. Other of Revok's methods are equally as scary, such as using his power to cause a man to use his own gun to commit "forced suicide", and thus it is reasonable why Dr. Ruth and the good scanner Cameron are trying to stop him, representing two camps, one trying to use that power for good, and the other for evil. Despite a limited budget, Cronenberg managed to craft a fluent and rather gripping little thriller, and this audacity later gave him a strong reputation. The storyline takes rather strange turns and meanders (most notably in the peculiar plot twist that is a reminiscent to the one in "The Empire Strikes Back"), while it polarizes the viewers and critics too much, as well, but is overall a condensed affair, with a highlight being the final telekinetic duel between Cameron and Revok, who use their powers to mutilate each other from a distance, in a shocking finale with a twist.

Grade;++

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Glengarry Glen Ross

Glengarry Glen Ross; drama, USA, 1992; D: James Foley, S: Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Ed Harris, Kevin Spacey, Alan Arkin, Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Pryce

Ricky Roma, Shelley Levene, Dave Moss and George Aaronow are all salesman working for Williamson in a small company called "Premiere Properties" held by Mitch and Murray. One evening, a motivational coach, Blake, arrives at their office and warns them that they will all be fired if they don't sell their quota of units of a worthless land, Glengarry and Glen Ross, by the end of the month. The salesman are given only two contacts each, but their phone calls cannot convince the people to become their clients and buy the land. Moss and Levene thus break into their own office at night to steal the better contacts as to finally be able to sell to some wealthy people. The next morning, Levene caves in and confesses everything to Williamson. Roma sells a unit of land to James, but the latter's wife convinces him to try to annul the deal.

More than anything else, David Mamet's critically recognized salesman drama is one giant commentary on Darwinian capitalism that emerged somewhere around that era, a film so scary and disturbing in its existentialist depiction of characters who can lose their jobs (and their life, as well) any time precisely because it is based on reality. In this "capitalist horror film", all the human relations (loyalty, friendship, love, honor...) are irrelevant and the salesman are reduced to Homo Capitalis, their only meritocracy being how much money do they earn for their boss. Already in the opening act, the salesman are introduced to a motivational coach in the office, Blake, who warns them that they have to fulfill their quota of sales: "We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired." When one employee, Dave, complains at this kind of talk, Blake is quick to attack him: "You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an 80,000 $ BMW. That's my name! And your name is you're wanting... That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much did you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing!"

Mamet's screenplay observes how in such a set of rules, where earning money is the only thing of importance (even though it is implied that there is a recession and the people don't have that much money to spend, anyway), ethics quickly dissolve and the characters resort to corruption, lying, stealing and double-crossing to survive. The cast is fantastic with all the actors giving excellent performances, from Jack Lemmon through Ed Harris up to Al Pacino, who delivered another highly competent role. "Glengarry Glen Ross" is not without (black) humor, as well, as in the sequence where the once desperate Levene brags how he suddenly managed to sell eight full units of land to a couple, the Nyborgs, for 82,000$, triumphantly shouting at his boss—until, in a twist, it turns out the check of the Nyborgs bounced because they are a broke, insane couple without money. The sharp, clever dialogues help contribute to the film, creating a giant case study  without a clear main protagonist: the whole phone salesman industry is the main protagonist of the story. One major omission is the final act that ends on a rather vague note: the ending is anticlimatic, without a clear point that circles out all of these events set during 24 hours, which leaves the storyline feeling somewhat incomplete, yet that is a minor flaw in the overall very good example of intelligent filmmaking in this film.

Grade;+++

Monday, December 18, 2017

Rogue One

Rogue One; science-fiction action, USA, 2016; D: Gareth Edwards, S: Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Ben Mendelsohn, Donnie Yen, Forest Whitaker

A long time ago, in a Galaxy far away... As a little child, Jyn witnessed how the Imperial troops killed her mother and kidnapped her father, Galen, forcing him to work on a weapon of mass destruction. Now, Jyn is rescued by the rebels and decides to join them. A small faction, led by Cassian, discovers that the Galactic Empire created a "Death Star", a giant space station capable of destroying planets. However, Galen designed a fatal flaw inside it before getting killed. Jyn, Cassian and several other rebels storm Scarif, an Imperial planet under a force field, and manage to find the plans of the weakness of the Death Star and send it to the rebels, before getting killed by the Empire.

Even though many feared a pure "Star Wars" exploitation flick, Gareth Edwards and his screenwriters Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy proved to be quite competent authors when they kicked off the "Star Wars" anthology film series with a surprisingly good instalment, "Rogue One", that can "camouflage" itself perfectly as a "Episode 3.5" of some sorts. One of the reasons that justify the existence of "Rogue One" is that is helps illustrate a broader picture of events in that Universe: one of the major problems of the original "Star Wars" trilogy was that it utterly neglected to show the effects of the establishment of a Galactic Empire on ordinary people across many planets (unlike "Legend of the Galactic Heroes"), and without that sense of an oppression, it was left open as to what would motivate people to join the ranks of the rebellion. The opening act of this film helps correct that by showing that feeling of repression: among others, Jyn witnesses how Imperial soldiers storm her home and attack her family while she is sent to a labor camp on a distant, cold planet.

Whereas the original trilogy was more of a fairy tale, this film is surprisingly more realistic, gritty and tragic, since it is obvious the protagonist are sent on a suicide mission from the get go. The battle of the underground rebels against the Stormtroopers and their armored vehicle on the streets of Jedha City reminds almost of Pontecorvo's "The Battle of Algiers". Their struggle and sacrifice carry much more weight than expected, and this in turn contributes to the feeling of understanding the determination of the rebellion. Some "fan service" was again shoehorned into the story (such as the unnecessary "cameo" by Ponda Baba and Evazan from the cantina sequence, for instance) whereas, except for Jyn, all other characters were thinly developed, and thus stayed unmemorable, yet several epic action sequences are impressive (in one scene, the Death Star tries out its laser and shoots and destroys Jedha City from the orbit, while the Imperial commanders are observing a giant pillar of dust rising to space from the planet; the Scarif planet, where the Empire has placed a giant force field around the entire planet) while it was even interesting to watch CGI "recreate" Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher as they were back in '77. The dialogues are rather stale, except for a few exceptions of "raw" inspiration ("Trust goes both ways."), yet "Rogue One" ends on a remarkably natural and logical conclusion, a one that leaves Episode IV seem as a genuine follow-up to these events, whereas the last word of one character at the end are almost magical.

Grade;++

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Beverly Hills Cop II

Beverly Hills Cop II; crime comedy, USA, 1987; D: Tony Scott; S: Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Jürgen Prochnow, Brigitte Nielsen, Dean Stockwell, Ronny Cox, Paul Reiser, Gill Hill, Hugh Hefner, Chris Rock

Just as Detroit Police Detective Axel Foley thought everything was over, the circumstances force him to go back to Beverly Hills: his friend, Police Captain Bogomil was shot and wounded while he was exploring the explosive "Alphabet Crimes", involving several robberies, and thus Axel decides to take over the investigation, together with his old friends Billy and Sargent Taggert. They discover that the mastermind behind these crimes is Maxwell, who tries to frame everything on an associate he killed in order to freely escape and sell smuggled weapons to Central America. However, in a shootout around his oil field, Axel, Billy and Taggert stop his gang.

Three years after the 1st film advanced into the 7th highest grossing movie of the 80s, the producers delivered one of the most routine sequels in Hollywood history, a tiresome and inept achievement that was nonetheless still a hit at the box office. While "Beverly Hills Cop" was an ordinary story with some extraordinary jokes, and thus worth the viewers' time, "Beverly Hills Cop II" is an ordinary story with ordinary jokes. It is never a good sign in a comedy when the protagonists are laughing and chuckling more than the viewers themselves. But this nervousness of the crew is justified, since nobody prepared a good story beforehand, and thus too much of the improvisations were made on the spot, yet without any clear payoff. Even Eddie Murphy cannot save the thin story: all of his five sequences where he is pretending to be someone else are unconvincing, cringe worthy and lame (would construction workers truly just leave all of their jobs on a house unfinished and simply go home just because some random guy told them to do so, without any legitimization? Would a secretary truly believe that there is a heat-seeking missile inside a donut bag just because some guy told her so?), beneath his talent, selling him too short, whereas even other kind of jokes lead nowhere (in one desperate attempt at a cheap laugh, Murphy takes a turtle in Billy's home and asks: "Where is its penis?"). Shockingly, the first good joke appears only some 40 minutes into the film (!), when Axel observes the endlessly long legs of the very tall blond woman, Karla (Brigitte Nielsen), and nonchalantly asks: "How long does it take to shave your legs?" The only aspect of the movie that is superior to the previous installment is the crystal clear cinematography by Jeffrey L. Kimball, whereas it at least marked the film debut of comedian Chris Rock, who appears as the parking valet. Other than that, this is a sad, uninspired and forced crime film that pretends to be a comedy: it is astounding how much the characters can talk without reaching anything truly funny.

Grade;+

Friday, December 15, 2017

Game of Thrones (Season 7)

Game of Thrones (Season 7); fantasy series, USA, 2017; D: Jeremy Podeswa, Mark Mylod, Matt Shakman, S: Kit Harington, Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Peter Dinklage, Aidan Gillen, Sophie Turner, Conleth Hill, Iain Glen, Rory McCann
In the North, Zombi White Walkers are steadily approaching and threatening nearby towns, so Jon Snow decides to risk everything to go towards South to meet Daenerys Targaryen, who arrived at Dragonstone with her army and three dragons, in order to persuade her to join forces and join the more important battle: the dead vs the undead. Daenerys ceases her battle over the throne against Queen Cersei Lannister, and accepts Jon's reasoning. Jon, the "Hound", Jorah and the others manage to kidnap one White Walker from the North, but one of Daenerys' dragons is killed by the Night King. Jon, Daenerys and the others then go to King's Landing and display the Zombie to Cersei and her generals, begging her to agree upon an armistice and direct their armies together against the most urgent threat to whole of humanity, the White Walkers. Cersei ostensibly agrees, but later on admits that she lied, hoping that Daenerys' alliance and the White Walkers are going to destroy each other, which causes her brother, Jamie, to quit in disgust as her commander. On the North, the Night King turned the dead dragon into a Zombie, and used it to destroy the wall in order to start the invasion against humans.

The 7th and penultimate season of the "Game of Thrones" series managed to continue the high quality streak of the saga, offering again several exciting battle sequences and clever, sometimes even philosophical thoughts on the nature of the neverending greed for more power. The concept of the "rightful throne" alone is subversive and questions the whole system of monarchy-dictatorship through a triple dilemma: inheritance through lineage (Joffrey as the illegitimate child of king Robert Baratheon), usurpation (the right of the stronger) and insanity of the ruler (Targaryen as a "mad king", which makes him unfit to rule), all clashing with each other to show the flaws of each argument. It seems the authors refined some of the 'rough' edges of the storyline, expanding on expertize and delivering a more concise season overall by narrowing it to only seven episodes, thereby abandoning some of the 'empty walk' or overlong babble in previous segments (seasons 2, 3 and 5), and also toning down some of the unnecessary violence. Some of the dialogues are just plain inspired (when Daenerys questions Varys' loyalty, since he switched sides many times, he says this: "Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty... You wish to know where my true loyalty lie? Not with any king or queen, but the people. The people who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule.") or resonate in a "delayed reaction" when the viewers are reminded of their brilliance from previous seasons (such as when Bran repeats "Littlefingers'" legendary quote: "Chaos is a ladder") or are just plain concluded full circle (Jamie discovers that Olenna poisoned Joffrey, explaining to Cersei that this is logical since Olenna's granddaughter, Margaery, could have controlled her second husband, the insecure Tommen, much more than the first, the wild Joffrey).

As with many previous seasons, this one also starts off slow, yet picks up speed with time and ends on a high note. The unexpected plot twists give it spark, since the viewers are never sure whom of the characters might be executed next: there are simply no rules, and sometimes even the leading characters bite the dust, which causes surprise and suspense. Two highlights are definitely the excellent, virtuoso 20-minute battle sequence between Daenerys' warriors, including the three dragons, and Jamie's army on the field in episode 7.4, which is arguably the best action sequence of the series till date (it starts off by Jamie observing how the Dothraki warriors approach on their horses, with the three dragons flying above in the sky; just as it seems that the dragons have the upper hand, since they burn all the soldiers with their fire, another twist unravels, when one of the soldiers reveals a giant crossbow that aims at them) and Jon Snow's dangerous excursion deep inside the White Walker's territory, in order to capture one of the Zombies in episode 7.6, which ends in a dangerous stalemate on a rock on a frozen lake. The White Walkers are maybe an allegory on some global problems that threaten life (climate change, environmental pollution, infertility...) but are so abstract that they are unnoticed by the ordinary minds in charge who are so preoccupied with their greed and interests that they neglect the future in the long term. Some of the locations are also an incredible find (Gaztelugatxe, for instance, which is an island connected to the coast through a wall). The story does not work on all levels, though: the feeling of "endless stalling" is still somewhat present in a few redundant subplots, a couple of routine, ponderous lines and a final episode, 7.7, which is somewhat an anticlimax since it ends once again, for the third time, in the White Walkers marching. While not as strong as the great previous season 6, this is still a very good addition to the saga.

Grade;+++

Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda; animated fantasy adventure series, USA, 1989; D: John Grusd, S: Jonathan Potts, Cyndy Preston, Len Carlson

Link is a mischievous, but overall good knight who protects Princess Zelda in her castle from the evil wizard Ganon and his henchmen, the Moblins, who want to steal the "Triforce of Wisdom" and conquer the kingdom. Link has a crush on Zelda and wants a kiss, but they are often interrupted by fighting. Together with fairy Spryte, they resist Ganon's attacks.

One of the few successful animated adaptations of a popular video game, "The Legend of Zelda" still holds up surprisingly well due to its charm, wit and innocent, genuine characters who make it worthwhile for the viewers. The biggest kudos should be given to screenwriter Bob Forward, the "mastermind" behind the show, who consistently wrote easily the best episodes, some of which are remarkably comical and irresistible: in his vision, there is no room for Princess Zelda to be a one-dimensional, passive side-character, as many other similar shows erred, and instead promoted her to a strong woman, an equal to hero Link, sending her on adventures to fight with him, and even save him at times, whereas he also refused that the villain should be more interesting than our heroes. This way, "Zelda" is much more appealing than expected. Already in the first episode, which starts with Link looking at Zelda wearing her nightgown in the castle from above, saying "Now that's a view! Especially from this perspective!", and ends with the two of them putting a belt around their waists as they fight back to back against the villains, does the storyline already establish that it is not your boring 'run-of-the-mill' TV show.

The jokes arrive swiftly and hit the point. In episode #3, for instance, a perfect, blond Prince Fasade appears and fascinates Zelda who is so carried away that she misintroduces Link as "Stink." However, Fasade's perfection soon turns from an advantage into adversity, when he is so obsessed with staying clean and pretty that he doesn't want to save Zelda from a swamp, fearing he might get himself dirty, which gives Link the upper hand in the end, serving also as a good moral lesson. In episode #8, Link sleepwalks on a rope towards Zelda's bedroom, but the Princess wakes him up by splashing him with a glass of water. Afterwards, Link asks for a kiss with these words: "Whether I'm asleep or awake, you are always the girl of my dreams." - "That's the sappiest line I ever heard in my entire life!" - "...Did it work anyways?" In episode #4, Link fights with a dragon, chasing him around and around in circles, until Zelda says "it is time to end this game" and simply throws a banana peel which causes the reptile to slip and stop. Other screenwriters were less inspired and delivered routine, standard episodes that do not stand out, which somewhat reduced the enjoyment value of the storyline, most notably in some stale dialogues by villain Ganon. Likewise, as many TV series, it does not feature a beginning nor an ending that concludes these 13 episodes. Still, in the long run, there is much more to enjoy than to ignore, which serves as a good point for this series.

Grade;++

Sunday, December 10, 2017

The Queen

The Queen; drama, UK, 2006; D: Stephen Frears, S: Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Helen McCrory

In '97, Diana, Princess of Wales, dies in a car crash in Paris. While the new British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, is swift on offering condolences to the public, at the other side of the spectrum, Queen Elizabeth II wants to stay formal and not comment on the issue, among others because she was never at good terms with Diana. As the public is turning against the Royal Family, Blair manages to persuade the Queen to make a public statement and show herself in front of the public, much to her dismay. After the funeral, Blair and the Queen talk about the future of the country.

"The Queen" is a correct, but boring and forgettable biopic that stubbornly refuses to explore the interesting part of the story (the life of Princess Diana and her relationship with the Royal family) and instead just depicts the most uninteresting clog in all this scheme, Queen Elizabeth II, even though there is not much to see in her, anyway. Helen Mirren is great in the leading role, but there are limits to her performance as well in the thin character of the Queen, who is like a lifeless rock, a robot who only serves the rules and customs, which does not make for an engaging storyline. The film works the best when it depicts the magnitude of the event of Diana's funeral, with thousands of people crying on the street or angrily pointing out that the flag is not on half-staff on the palace, upon which Tony Blair points out at the insensitivity of the Royal family: "We must save them from themselves!" However, except for a few standard comical puns ("Did the Queen grease the breaks of the car?", asks someone after the infamous car crash), there is not much to justify why the viewers should be spending their time watching this particular aspect of the story. The Queen remained a one-dimensional character, and except for two brief moments (her mourning after a killed deer; her final speech in front of Blair, telling him that serving the public comes first, and her self last), she is more appropriate as a supporting character than a leading one. The whole movie is solid, but just as the Queen gets stuck with her jeep in the middle of the river, "The Queen" itself runs out of steam after 40 minutes and turns into a stranded, broken car that does not know where to go in all of this.

Grade;+

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Altered States

Altered States; science-fiction / horror, USA, 1980; D: Ken Russell, S: William Hurt, Blair Brown, Bob Balaban, Charles Haid, Thaao Penghlis, Drew Barrymore

Eddie Jessup is a young scientist who is fascinated with altered states of consciousness and thus spends hours in dark, isolated chambers filled with water in order for his colleague, Arthur, to record his subconscious brain activity through the lab instruments. Eddie meets anthropologist Emily and they marry. Several years later, Eddie has a mind shattering hallucination induced through a Mexican drug, and thus returns back to Boston to analyze the substance with Arthur and Mason. These trips cause Eddie to lose his mind, and he imagines to be a caveman who kills a goat in the Zoo. Emily begs him to stop with the experiment, but Eddie is determined to continue. Finally, realizing that there is nothing behind these primordial states, Eddie abandons them and declares that he loves Emily.

Paddy Chayefsky's final screenplay was an unworthy farewell to the brilliant screenwriter's career, an inarticulate mess of a movie that is equally as inconsistent thematically and narratively as the bizarre, grotesque hallucinations that it depicts on the screen. Loosely based on the experiments of neuroscientist John C. Lilly, "Altered States" cannot cope with its own terms as to what it wants to be: first it mentions Eddie's religious beliefs when he was younger, then to move to his exploration of primeval thought circuits, then to switch to his mental degeneration, all of which do not lead to any point, except for the protagonist to suddenly proclaim his love for Emily towards the end. Even in the sequence where he transforms into a cave-man who is in a Zoo, behind bars, only to transform back to a human, only to be arrested and sent to jail, behind bars, the movie refuses to draw some parallels towards our modern society or deliver a commentary on the human culture. Nor does it offer a scientific approach, instead relying on pseudoscience which today seems rather dated. A bizarre patchwork that is just an excuse for surreal hallucinations (a crucified man on a cross wearing a goat's head; phantasmagorical bubbles; Eddie imagining that his hand is mutating...), of which only two are expressionistic-poetic (the remarkable "flow-of-time" moment of Eddie and his naked wife lying on the ground, while they are slowly covered by a wind of sand, as if they are slowly fading in time; the "whirlpool" in the laboratory), a movie that signalled a symbolic end to these "drug hallucination" films that started in the 60s, since they themselves dissolved into experimental films in search for a point.

Grade;+

Friday, December 8, 2017

Don't Torture a Duckling

Non si sevizia un paperino; thriller, Italy, 1972; D: Lucio Fulci, S: Tomas Milian, Barbara Bouchet, Marc Porel, Florinda Bolkan, Irene Papas, George Wilson

A small town in the Italian South. Three little boys occasionally go to a desolate hut and peek to watch two locals who hire prostitutes for sex. Not long after that, one by one, the three boys are found dead. The police arrests a local idiot, Barro, but it seems he only found the corpse of one boy and decided to blackmail the parents to pay him money. A witch is the next scapegoat, who is beaten to death by some men at a graveyard. The murders continue, though. A reporter from Milan, Martelli, and a woman, Patrizia, team up to investigate. They discover that a mute child, Malvina, ripped the head of a rubber duck, and suspect she imitated the murder she observed. It turns out that a local priest, Don Alberto, is the serial killer, because he wants to prevent boys from discovering sexuality. Alberto atempts to throw Malvina from a cliff, but Martelli stops this and instead throws the priest down to his death.

Even though it is ostensibly a typical "giallo" film, "Don't Torture a Duckling" is also one giant allegory at the neurotic relation of Catholicism towards human sexuality, thus delivering also a somewhat wider, thought provocative topic in this social commentary in which the serial killer is the priest who kills preadolescent boys in order to stop them from exploring sexuality. Even though some critics attacked director Lucio Fulci for "anti-Catholicism", the story has much wider implications, tackling fundamentalism as a core problem where some people are willing to use crimes and violence just to keep their rules, arguing that such a path can eventually lead to the extinction of an entire generation. This addendum gives the typical thriller genre a richer dimension, though it still has a few problems, most notably in Fulci's tendency to use exploitation methods in some violent sequences, some of which almost end up trashy, as in the scene of priest's falling down the cliff or the sequence of some men crippling a witch at the graveyard with violent blows. Likewise, the story takes a while until it figures out who is suppose to be the protagonist, since the episodic narrative constantly switches from perspective to perspective. Similarly like Chabrol, Fulci uses a crime story as an examination of a society and has rather good camera drives in some scenes, but also likes to film some "naughty" moments that border on the limits of censorship, most notably in the unusual sequence in which a blond woman, Patrizia, enjoys "tickling" the erotic imagination of a 10-year old boy, Michele, when she insists that he should look at her naked body while she is sitting on a chair, while he is serving her orange juice.

Grade;++

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Toni Erdmann

Toni Erdmann; drama / comedy, Germany / Austria / Romania, 2016; D: Maren Ade, S: Peter Simonischek, Sandra Hüller, Ingrid Bisu, Lucy Russell, Vlad Ivanov

Winfried Conradi is retired, but still enjoys pulling pranks on people. After his old dog dies, he decides to travel to Bucharest to visit his estranged daughter, Ines, who works abroad as a manager for an oil company and rarely has time for anything else. After a few weird gags, Ines persuades Winfried to go back home because she is preparing herself for an important business meeting. However, he returns with wig and fake teeth, presenting himself as "Toni Erdmann" in front of all the guests at a party. Ines sees right through his mask, but Winfried still insists on playing this persona and accompanying her to meetings. After a nude party goes wrong, Ines runs after her father in a kukeri costume and hugs him. They return home to her grandmother's funeral.

One of the most overhyped European movies of 2016, "Toni Erdmann" is a strange patchwork that has a point revolving around a quirky father trying to renew a relation with his estranged daughter, yet it takes way too strange directions and dead ends to finally get there, and is not that particulary funny, either. With a running time of 160 minutes, the movie is definitely overlong and required better editing since at least an hour could have been cut from the 'empty walk' to make it more concise, whereas several scenes seem to have been invented and improvised on the spot, since many of them play absolutely no role in the storyline later on or lead nowhere. One example of a weird sequence that just screams "deleted scene"  is the one where Ines and a guy cuddle, but she orders him to masturbate and ejaculate on a cupcake, which she then eats. Strange does not always necessarily mean funny. The whole concept also makes no sense: why would Winfried insist on carrying a disguise and presenting himself as "Toni Erdmann" to everyone if a) his daughter immediately recognizes him and b) he is in Bucharest where nobody knows him, anyway? If Toni Erdmann acts the same as Winfried, what's the point of it all? There are two good jokes in the film: one is where Winfried goes to a bathroom, there is a photo of a tiger on the toilet seat and the man of the house jokes: "Watch out, he bites!"; the other is when Winfried barges in the house of a Romanian family and spontaneously starts playing "Greatest Love of All" on the piano to announce his daughter as "Whitney Schnuck", and she actually accepts and sings the entire song in front of the family. There are echoes of transience, the emptiness of modern business life and death, yet these 'ambitious art-themes' cannot compensate entirely for a lack of good writing. "Toni Erdmann" is difficult to understand, but it has a good underlying theme: the father tries to conjure up embarrassing situations for his daughter in order to "throw her" out of her boring balance, her grey routine, so that she can awaken feelings from which she distanced herself a long time ago. This enables her to take back the control of her life, and stop being led by artificial rules, which somewhat gives a sense to this weird movie.

Grade;++

Monday, December 4, 2017

Smoke

Smoke; drama, USA, 1995; D: Wayne Wang, S: Harvey Keitel, William Hurt, Harold Perrineau, Forest Whitaker, Stockard Channing, Jared Harris, Ashley Judd

Auggie is the owner of a small tobacco shop store and friends with a writer, Paul Benjamin, whose wife has been killed a few years ago by a criminal. Paul is saved by an African-American teenager, Thomas, from a truck on the street, so Paul offers him to stay at his apartment. However, Paul finds out that Thomas allegedly witnessed a bank robbery and took a package that was dropped, which contained 5,814$. The criminal "Creeper" is thus searching for him. Thomas finds a job at Auggie's place, but the water from the sink ruins the store's cigars. In order to make it up to him, Thomas gives 5,000$ to Auggie, who in turn gives the money to his ex-girlfriend, Ruby, who claims that he is the father of her 18-year old daughter. Thomas meets his long lost father, Cyrus Cole, an auto mechanic, and they make up. Finally, Auggie tells Paul a Christmas story.

One of the surprise early hits by independent production company Miramax, "Smoke" is a relaxed and casual 'slice-of-life' anthology that follows the lives of ordinary people in a Brooklyn neighborhood. It does not aim to demonstrate some high concept or a higher movie knowledge, which might set some viewers off, yet its unassuming characters and situations offer just enough to keep the attention of the public. Some episodes work better, some less, but all are delivered with the same enthusiasm by excellent actors Harvey Keitel and William Hurt, as Auggie and Paul, respectively. Writer Paul Auster could have delivered better dialogues with a point, though. One of the more interesting features is when Paul and Thomas are talking about an alleged anecdote, a one where Mikhail Bakhtin used the pages of his own manuscript to roll them into cigarettes during the siege of Leningrad, debating if a writer would ever destroy his own work just for a smoke, or when Auggie is making a photo of a street crossing each morning at the exact same time for 4,000 days, from the 70s, in order to capture a giant time lapse of the change of the people in his album. A lesser subplot involves a typical, cliche family reunion of Thomas and his long lost father, Cyrus: despite a great performance by Forest Whitaker, who plays him with a hook, the segment seems routine and was already seen a thousand time in various previous melodramas. It is all circled out by a 10-minute sequence in which Auggie tells Paul a rather touching Christmas story, a one where he chased after a shop lifter who dropped his wallet, and then went to the latter adress just to meet the robber's frail grandmother and spend the holiday with her. "Smoke" is like hanging out with good friends: outsiders may find the anecdotes boring, but those who are willing to get involved may discover that they actually have a nice time.

Grade;+++

Sunday, December 3, 2017

The Sunset Limited

The Sunset Limited; drama, USA, 2011; D: Tommy Lee Jones, S: Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L. Jackson

New York. A janitor saves the life of a professor who wanted to commit suicide by jumping in front of a subway train. In the janitor's apartment, the janitor tries to talk the professor out of repeating that again. Their views are different: the professor is pessimistic, an atheist and a nihilist who thinks that life has no purpose, while the janitor is an ex-convict who believes in God and thinks that all the troubles have a purpose and a conclusion in the end. Finally, the professor leaves the apartment, unimpressed, and it is unknown if he will try to commit suicide again.

Tommy Lee Jones' 4th directorial work is a highly unusual, minimalistic chamber play that unravels only inside one location, an apartment, and only between two nameless people talking to each other, yet, unlike similar "My Diner with Andre", "The Sunset Limited" was not so completely philosophically deep to truly cover up for such a thin concept and keep the viewers engaged until the end. Jones and Samuel L. Jackson play basically two opposing philosophies at life which are at clash from the dawn of the age of Englightenment: the atheist, cold, rational and depressive one vs. the religious, faith-based Leibnizian optimism. Their dialogues are what the movie is made off, yet too much of them end up too lengthy without a clear point or a purpose. One of the best moments is when the janitor tells his story about how the beat up a prison convict to a cripple, which made him change and become religious, only for the professor to mock him that a man actually had to be turned into a cripple just for him to find God. This existentialist art-film is not for everyone, especially not for people who cannot concentrate, but it has a few interesting quotes that stimulate into thinking ("Moral-leper colony"; "You give up the world line by line..."; "Show me a religion that prepares one for nothingness, for death. That's a church I might enter. Yours prepares one only for more life, for dreams and illusions and lies. Banish the fear of death from men's hearts and they wouldn't live a day."; "The darker picture is always the correct one. When you read the history of the world you are reading a saga of bloodshed and greed and folly the import of which is impossible to ignore. And yet we imagine that the future will somehow be different.").

Grade;++

Saturday, December 2, 2017

The Return of Katarina Kožul

Povratak Katarine Kožul; drama, Croatia / Germany, 1989; D: Slobodan Praljak, S: Alma Prica, Mustafa Nadarević, Jadranka Matković, Fabijan Šovagović, Ivo Gregurević, Annemarie Wendl

Herzegovina. Vinko and Katarina get married and get a child, but the unemployment in the area is unbearable. Vinko decides to emigrate to Germany to find work and support the family, but plagued by loneliness and depression, he commits suicide by jumping off a construction building. Katarina thus has to emigrate to Germany herself to find work, and meets an Italian man, Silvio, with whom she stays pregnant. He is unwilling to have a baby with her, so she has an abortion. She brings her son to Germany, but a sense of isolation from her homeland is slowly destroying her. Her grandparents hold a funeral for her when she returns dead in Herzegovina.

One of only four films directed by Slobodan Praljak, this "Gastarbeiter" social drama is a boring soap opera with too much empty walk and too little true ingenuity or something more that would engage the viewers throughout its overstretched running time of 100 minutes. Since one of the characters, Vinko, is eliminated fairly quickly, after some 20 minutes, it is not quite clear why his segment was not cut entirely to enable the movie to start right from the title heroine's emigration to Germany in order to find work abroad. The dialogues are predictable, sterile, humorless and lifeless, whereas the storyline is flat, without any richer stratification of events, yet one must acknowledge that the author gathered a surprisingly quality cast, ranging from Alma Prica up to always excellent Ivo Gregurevic, whereas there are some traces of truth and genuine sadness in the seemingly neverending cursed fate of the Yugoslav area, where every generation has to leave their family to find work in a foreign country, which in the end slowly consumes them all, obvious when Katarina says that she is "tired of life". It is interesting that one of the characters, Vinko, commits suicide, which is indicative since director Praljak followed suit when he himself spectacularly took his own life 18 years later at the ICTY.

Grade;+

Friday, December 1, 2017

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Avengers: Age of Ultron; fantasy action, USA, 2015; D: Joss Whedon, S: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, James Spader (voice), Cobie Smulders, Anthony Mackie, Idris Elba, Stellan Skarsgård

The Avengers, consisting out of Tony Stark / Iron-Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Natasha Romanoff and Hawkeye, attack a Hydra outpost in a Eastern European country of Sokovia. Hydra experimented on two twins, Pietro and Wanda Maximoff. After Hydra's base is overrun, Stark gets Loki's scepter and takes a gem from it in order to create an artificial intelligence, "Ultron", used as a global defense program. However, Ultron takes on a robot body, goes insane and decides to wipe out mankind. Ultron uses his powers to carve up a giant city in Sokovia and fly the land up in order to crash it on Earth like a meteorite, but Stark's other program, J.A.R.V.I.S., in a synthetic body, stops and kills Ultron. The landmass is destroyed in an explosion before impact.

The sequel to the overhyped, but OK superhero hit "Avengers", "Age of Ultron" decided to change a few of the ingredients: while the 1st film seemed without weight or real excitement, since the superheroes just fight off hundreds of villains without a single scratch, almost as a minor "inconvenience", here the stakes have been raised a bit, with the protagonists getting challenged and one character even dies. Moreover, the main villain, Ultron, is actually their own creation gone crazy, which at least gives a few crumbs of a subversive touch in showing that these guys are not always ideal. Still, a few typical flaws and cliches were not avoided, including a too rushed finale (the scenes unravel too fast, without giving time for the characters to express awe and wonder) and a CGI overkill, whereas it seems they crammed too many Marvel superheros: as a consequence, this seems like a play with too many kids and too little lines for them all.

The best parts are when these characters interact, with one comical moment involving Thor saying that nobody can lift up his hammer, so the guys, including Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, all "accept the challenge" and try to lift it, but it won't budge, and thus later even speculate about its laws ("But if you put the hammer in an elevator?" - "It will still go up!"). There is a neat sequence where the Avengers hide in a desolate house, where Hawkeye's wife and kids live peacefully. There are some small sparks of awe as the kids look curiously at the superheroes, with the girl even calling Natasha "aunt". This is contrasted with a dark scene when Natasha later admits that she was sterilized after her training, giving weight to her character who yearns for kids and a potential family. Unfortunately, except for that, she is a one-dimensional extra for the rest of the film, since it takes ten movies to finally give her some character development. There are a few other comical one-liners that give the story some freshness and vitality (Ultron's robot mocks Captain America for helping civilians: "You can't save them all! You'll never...!", but Captain just interrupts him by throwing his shield at the robot and throwing him down the cliff, just to then casually reply: ""You'll never what?" You didn't finish!") but the villain's motivation is terribly confusing (why does he think that destroying mankind in a giant explosion will save the world?) whereas more highlights would have been welcomed in the rather standard story which is just a neverending repackaging of Marvel's other superhero movies.

Grade;++