Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Popeye the sailor arrives in a boat to a small coastal harbor town in search for his long lost father. He decides to stay at a boarding house owned by Olive Oyl, who changes her mind at the last moment and refuses to marry the brute Bluto. Popeye and Olive find a baby and adopt it. Popeye also finds his father at an old ship, but Bluto kidnapped Olive and intends to find a lost treasure that Popeye's father kept secret. At a bay, Popeye finally accepts his father's advice and eats spinach. This gives Popeye strength to chase away Bluto and beat up an angry octopus, thereby saving Olive.
It is unusual that a thought experiment in which Robert Altman directed a live-action Popeye film is something that actually happened in our dimension. Yet this 1980 adaptation of the popular comic-book and cartoon is a solid, easily watchable little flick, with a perfect casting: Shelley Duvall was born to play Olive Oyl, while the big-chinned Robin Williams fits as Popeye, and even nails his idiosyncratic accent. "Popeye" works the best during the first 30 minutes: Altman (who was probably chosen after the producers thought he could show more of his comic talent akin to "M*A*S*H") has a few surprisingly well choreographed scenes with style (for instance, a piano swings from a bridge, tied to a net, but misses Popeye who accidentally ducked just in time to pick up a pipe on the floor; during the cafe fight, a sailor swings a chair at Popeye, but it gets stuck to a hanging ventilator on the ceiling); the cartoonishly exaggerated characters and set-pieces have some charm while Williams already shows his sixth sense for comic improvisation ("Your name is Olive Oil? Sounds like some sort of a lubricant...").
Unfortunately, after some 40 minutes, the movie starts faltering, failing to find new inspiration that can fill up the rest of its running time, which feels like an empty walk in the second and last third. The storyline is too episodic and inconsistent later on: there is a subplot in which Wimpy thinks that Swee'Pea can predict the outcome of horse races, and another one where there is a boxing match, yet they all seem shoehorned and without a purpose, and even worse, without a worthy payoff. While the jokes work half of the time, the forced musical numbers work zero times, which is especially palpable in Duvall singing "He's Large" and "He Needs Me" which are both cringe worthy, and, it seems, the editors were complicit in trying to shorten them as much as possible. Popeye himself somehow feels strangely removed from the events: he should be the main protagonist and catalyst of events, but is not given that much room to "loosen up". His reunion with his father feels strangely unmoving and irrelevant, as if it was not needed in the film at all. Still, Altman has his moments, and it would have been interesting to see him do more comedy films with more creative freedom.
Monday, August 26, 2019
Transylvania. Solicitor Renfield travels in a carriage to the castle of Count Dracula for a business agreement, in spite of warnings from locals in a village. Once in the castle, Renfield signs a contract leasing a real estate to Dracula. However, Dracula is a Vampire. When their ship arrives at London, all the crew is found dead, while Renfield, the only survivor, is sent to a mental asylum led by Seward. Dracula appears and starts killing people by drinking their blood, but also finds Seward's daughter Mina attractive. Dracula puts Mina under his spell and brings her to his estate, but Renfield brought Harker and Professor Van Helsing to the place. As the dawn approaches, Dracula goes to sleep in the coffin, and Van Helsing takes the chance and kills the Vampire by impaling its heart.
Rarely has a villain left such an enduring memory in the history of cinema as Count Dracula in Tod Browning's eponymous 1931 film, in which Bela Lugosi delivered a career high performance. It has been copied, imitated and spoofed for decades after its premiere, and thus it is amusing to see the original before it was "spoiled". The movie itself does not seem that fresh anymore: the first 30 minutes are excellent, conjuring up a deliciously creepy mood thanks to expressionistic cinematography, locations (the sequence where the carriage is traveling on a "mountain bridge" to Dracula's castle up on the hill), details (when a coffin opens up for the first time, and a hand emerges from it, there is a cut to a rat turning away, as if the rodent itself is disgusted by it) and Dracula's appearance itself, but once the movie switches to London, the remaining 45 minutes slowly but steadily lose its steam, faltering until it ends in an anemic anticlimax ending. The characters of Mina and Harkin are just shoehorned in the story, it seems, and their overlong dialogues dilute the suspense. "Dracula" is a classic of early horror, yet Murnau's earlier 'pirated' film "Nosferatu" seems much fresher and inventive today.
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Detectives Highsmith and Danson are the best working for the police department. However, they die in a chase, which finally gives the opportunity to Detective Allen, an accountant, and Detective Terry to get out of the office and try to solve a case on field work. They arrest millionaire Ershon for a scaffolding permit violation, yet quickly find out that he hides a much bigger affair. However, police Captain Gene orders them to drop the case, citing pressure from above. Terry and Allen refuse and continue their investigation against Ershon. They find out about his billion $ embezzlement and financial fraud, and have to fight criminals. In the end, Ershon is arrested and Terry and Allen are rehabilitated.
The director Adam McKay assembled several "broad comedies" early on in his career, all starring comedian Will Ferrell, yet, luckily, "The Other Guys" is a notch above the typical stupid comedy genre, though not that much. In this edition, McKay restrained Ferrell, not allowing him to go overboard with the latter typical grimaces, shouting or juvenile attitude, and instead gave him glasses and ordered him to play a more intellectual type, Detective Allen, which is refreshing. The movie is still an outrageous comedy at times, cramming several insane, absurd or downright batty jokes, but it also seemeed to have planted seeds for McKay's later foray into more ambitious territory with "The Big Short", since the police case here revolves around financial fraud involving embezzlement, accounting forgery and the infamous Ponzi scheme. The gags are full of surprises: for instance, in the opening sequence, Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson play seemingly invincible super cops, who survive shootings, car chases and explosions without any scratch. And then, during their next assignment, they get a bit "carried away" when they chase criminals, so they simply decide to jump from a 20-story building and land in the bushes. Except that they land on the concrete. Cut to the next scene of their police funeral, in a sarcastic conclusion. Michael Keaton shows up as the police Captain Gene: in his best joke, it is revealed that Gene works a second job as a clerk in a warehouse, which is hilarious. For all the omissions and some silly or questionable solutions, McKay once again proved that he has an ace in his sleeve, at least one howlingly funny gem of a joke that is impossible not to laugh. Here, it involves the seemingly fragile, old Mama Ramos, who has to secretly transmit messages between her daughter Sheila, who is under house surveillance, and her husband, Allen, who is hiding in the bushes. It would be a shame to spoil the joke and its royally juicy laugh, but suffice to say that Mama Ramos is annoyed by transmitting their private messages, including the insane line: "She wants to walk wrong for a week... because you guys did it so hard."
Saturday, August 24, 2019
New York. Paul is bored with his office job in a huge building. One evening at a cafe, while reading Henry Miller's novel, he is approached by a girl, Marcy, who gives him her number, under the pretext that her friend, sculptor Kiki, is selling plaster paperweight. Later on, Paul calls her number and arrives at her apartment, but only finds Kiki there. When Marcy arrives, she acts strange and mentions her husband, prompting Paul to leave. However, since he lost his money, Paul falls into numerous misadventures that night, and is chased by a mob who mistakes him for a burglar. He hides in a basement, where an artist puts plaster around him to disguise him as a sculpture. He is stolen by two sculpture burglars, but falls out of their van on the street, right next to his job building. The cast breaks and he just walks into his office.
Numerous filmmakers figure out which genre "suits" them the best and then stick with it for the majority of their careers, and there is a reason the director Martin Scorsese avoided comedy after this film. It is a fascinating departure from the director known for gangster and crime dramas, yet, just like his previous film, "The King of Comedy", Scorsese demonstrated that he doesn't have a sense for comic timing, making the entire film seem "off". Griffin Dunne is excellent as the annoyed Paul who gets into numerous misadventures when he falls into some sort of 'Murphy's law' period after midnight —whatever step he does, everything goes wrong, and in one scene, after witnessing a random murder through the window, cynically says to himself: "I'll probably get blamed for that!"—but "After Hours" is assembled almost deliberately, it seems, as an experimental film without a goal, without a three act structure, without a character arc, where characters appear and disappear as swiftly as a merry-go-round (the second billed actress, Rosanna Arquette, for instance, plays a character who commits suicide already a third (!) into the film, whereas Teri Garr is given only five minutes of screen time as the waitress before being "removed" from the picture), leaving the film feeling ultimately too episodic, disjointed and without a meaning. The only interesting theme is the ending which makes a full circle, arguing about the futile attempt of people to do anything to get away from their grey routine, only to in the end just get back to the said routine. "After Hours" is an interesting exercise for the director, but still proved to be part of his meandering phase in the 80s until he would recover with the excellent "The Last Temptation of Christ".
Friday, August 23, 2019
Hollywood, 1 9 6 9. Rick Dalton is a TV actor struggling to try to make it into film roles, but is only suggested for Italian Spaghetti-Westerns. His best friend is his stunt-double Cliff Booth. Their neighbors are Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate. Rick gets a role of a villain in a new TV series "Lancet". In the meantime, Cliff picks up a hitchhiker hippie girl who brings him to Spahn Ranch, where dozens of girls are part of Charles Manson's commune. Cliff leaves the place with his car. Several months later, Tex Watson, Susan Atkins and Patricia Krenwinkel arrive around midnight, intending to kill Sharon Tate. However, they enter Rick's house, where Cliff kills all three of the cultist with the help of his dog. Upon hearing what happened, Jay Sebring invites Rick to Polanski's house.
Out of all of Quentin Tarantino's films, "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" is arguably his most misunderstood one: attacked for all the wrong reasons, from people who claimed that "Bruce Lee would never say this" or that "Sharon Tate has too little lines", through people who objected that there is too little violence in the story (the only violent scenes are at the start and ending of the film, while the entire 90% middle part is remarkably calm and measured) up to those who claimed that the movie is too long or too slow—this nostalgic essay is actually Tarantino's most humanistic film ever. Ditching the crime, thriller and revenge tropes which were his trademark, Tarantino offered a confirmation of the old saying that "each film is a product of its time": it is a sly metafilm commentary on both the transition of 'old Hollywood' into 'new Hollywood' of 1 9 6 9 and the contemporary transition of 2019 which seems to be an end of an era, where the 'modern Hollywood' is succeeded by a 'Hollywood of CGI, brands, sequels, remakes and prequels'. It is almost as if it is Tarantino's contemplation about his own place in such time of cinema, where the auteur now has to be a commercial manager.
There is an underlying sadness in protagonist Rick Dalton who thinks his best days are behind him, and who cannot adapt to the 'new Hollywood' rules. The film is very untypical for Tarantino, surprisingly relaxed, taking its time to enjoy the little details and interactions, almost as if he is doing a 'slice-of-life' film without a real goal. "Once" is filled with quirky dialogues ("What are you looking at?" - "At a dope whose jaw is about to get punched!"; "Don't cry in front of the Mexicans!"), inventive ideas (using special effects, DiCaprio is "inserted" into Steve McQueen's role in Sturges' actual film "The Great Escape"), delicious moments of details and numerous film references, whereas it also gives an excellent performance to Brad Pitt as Cliff, who hereby gave the role of a lifetime. Not all the subplots work, nor do they all connect at the end or have a point, though. Some of it falls into 'empty walk', and too many side characters make the film too episodic at times. For instance, Steve McQueen makes a cameo where he cleverly points out that Jay Sebring, Sharon's ex, is just sticking around hoping that Polanski will sooner or later goof, and that she will thus return to Sebring, but after that, McQueen never appears in the film again. Several sequences also lead nowhere. One in particular has a great, mysterious set-up, where Cliff insists at seeing the owner of the Spahn Ranch, even though all the girls are trying to stop him from entering the shack: one expects a trap or a huge reveal, but it just ends without any particular point. However, the 'Mandela effect' twist ending is brilliant, being both respectful towards Sharon and providing 'out-of-this-world' justice at the same time, taking the power away from the Manson murderers and giving it to the victims—this ending breaks the bleak reality, and thus suggests that hope can live on in movies, since Sharon is the symbol for the spirit of "classic Hollywood" which is indestructible and may stop its own death.
Sunday, August 18, 2019
As a kid, Chris Wolff's peculiar behavior has been diagnosed as autism. Even though his mother abandoned the family, Chris' dad, a military official, teaches him and Chris' brother Braxton, how to fight against bullies. Decades later, Chris works as an accountant, since he can trace the most undetectable irregularities from a mass of data in financial records. He is hired by Living Robotics to do an audit of the company, and finds that 61 million $ disappeared from the records. He also makes friends with an employee, Dana. The CEO of the company, Chilton, is forced to commit suicide by an assassin, while the other Head of the company, Lamar, hires the said assassin to kill Chris and Dana to hide the embezzlement. Treasury official Ray is also searching for Chris, who did an audit for criminal enterprises. Chris is a master fighter, though, and manages to kill dozens of assassins, until he finds out the main one is actually his brother, Braxton. The two brothers reconcile and kill Lamar.
One of the biggest surprises in Ben Affleck's career was this daringly original and unusual film about the "distant genius-outsider" sub-genre by director Gavin O'Connor and screenwriter Bill Dubuque which captivates right from the start and keeps the viewers engaged until the end. Unlike his other roles, where he played dashing beaus, Affleck is here cast deliciously against type as the autistic Chris who turns his adversity into advantage: his obsession with finding impossibly hidden details in a mass of data is used to work in the audit, demonstrated in the fantastic sequence where nobody can trace the irregularity in the financial records of a company, until Chris is brought in—as a fish in its element, he reads 12 years of financial books of the said company, prepares six black and six red markers, and then spends a long time writing down the figures on a giant blackboard and even on the glass of the office. Nobody could find the error, but he is able to find where the money disappeared and isolate the source. It is a mini-bravura sequence. The film works better in this first half than in the second, where it switches to an action film, turning Chris into a 'Rambo-like' fighter who can defeat and eliminate dozens of assassins trying to kill him. It's as if "The Accountant" did not trust itself that this drama concept could keep the viewers attention, and thus decided to add this action segment to try to appeal to the mass audience, which is a pity. The twist ending is interesting, and the film has some lines of wisdom (such as when Ray says: "I spent my whole life only recognizing my lucky breaks after they were gone"). The story is a tad too overcrammed with a subplot too much, yet it rightfully enjoys cult status for its unusual take on self-improvement in the theme of an outsider who refuses to become a victim and instead aims to lead a normal life. Anna Kendrick also has an excellent little role as Chris' friend, the equally 'geeky' Dana.
Friday, August 16, 2019
New York. Kyle, an alcoholic millionaire whose father Jasper is a Texas oil tycoon, meets secretary Lucy in a bar, who was there with Mitch, Kyle's friend. Spontaneously, Kyle invites her to his private plane and flies her off to Miami. Even though she is reluctant at first, Lucy eventually marries Kyle. Jasper tries to persuade Mitch to marry Jasper's daughter, Marylee, but Mitch is secretly in love with Lucy. Kyle is devastated when the doctor tells him he might never have children due to low fertility. Marylee is arrested for massively picking up men on the street, which devastates Jasper who dies. When Lucy reveals she is pregnant, Kyle incorrectly assumes she cheated on him with Mitch. Kyle takes a gun to shoot Mitch, though in the struggle with Marylee shoots himself.
The director Douglas Sirk always walked on a thin line between a soap opera and an art film, which is why he is today met with mixed reaction, depending on the taste of the each viewer. One of his most famous films, "Written on the Wind", is a lush and unapologetically thoroughbred melodrama— sometimes even too much for its own good—combining themes of alcoholism, forbidden love triangle, jealousy and torment hidden behind a perfect facade of the rich, yet it has enough virtues to still seem relevant. Sirk wrote one of the best roles in the career of actor Robert Stack, who plays the alcoholic Kyle with a lot of emotion: he acts tough and extroverted, trying to impress Lucy by flying her to Miami in his private plane, but then reveals his fragile side and simply honestly asks her for a relationship in a genuine monologue later on: "I think seriously about all the things I used to laugh at. Like having a wife, and a home, kids." Stack was always a charismatic actor, and when given enough room, he could show how versatile he is. Surprisingly, the main protagonist Mitch (Rock Hudson) fares much less, since his role in paler in comparison. He is secretly in love with Lucy, yet the movie is never as inspired in his presence as it is during Kyle's screen time. Dorothy Malone plays an interesting character, Kyle's nymphomaniac sister Marylee: one guy who met her on the street is brought to Jasper and admits that "nobody picks her up, it's always the other way around". However, even her part is not that integral to the mail love triangle involving Kyle, Lucy and Mitch, and she thus sometimes feels like a "fifth wheel". The film loses a part of its sophistication and subtlety later on, revealing too much of the banal melodrama, yet still serves as an subversive commentary on the society which was not that perfect as it always seemed.
Thursday, August 15, 2019
During one night of his long car trip, Jim Halsey picks up a hitcher along the road, John Ryder. But Ryder turns out to be a psychopathic serial killer, and Halsey barely manages to throw him out of his car. However, along his trip, Halsey keeps encountering Ryder, and spots a family massacred in their car. Halsey stops at a diner, makes friends with the waitress Nash and calls the police. However, the police arrest Halsey, since Ryder framed him for the murders. When Halsey wakes up in the jail, the notices that everyone in the entire police station was killed by Ryder. Halsey flees and teams up with Nash. They stop at a motel, but Ryder finds them and kills Nash by pulling her in two parts with a running truck. Ryder is arrested, but flees. Halsey finds and shoots him.
There seems to have been a discord in "The Hitcher" between what the screenwriter Eric Red intended to make and what common sense should have incited him to actually make. Red had a good basic idea about a hitcher who persecutes a young driver, imbibing it with some 'Hitchcockian' moments of helplessness: for instance, after picking him up in the car, the hitcher hits Halsey's right leg and thus also hits the gas pedal, in order for them to quickly pass one abandoned car on the road, until the hitcher later on admits he killed the driver in the said car. In another, Halsey spots the hitcher in the back seat of a family car, and thus wants to alert the family to kick the hitcher out of their vehicle, but to no avail. The aesthetic cinematography also helps at building up the mood. Unfortunately, instead of the entire film following this direction, it quickly sails into such illogical waters that it can make the viewers' dizzy. It namely introduces a subplot where the hero Halsey is framed for all of the murders, as he becomes an epic scapegoat, giving the hitcher practically supernatural powers. When Halsey calls the police, they actually arrest him—even though it makes no sense. It turns out that the hitcher stole Halsey's ID and placed it among the corpses, but that was never previously established in the film, not in a single frame.
Halsey later wakes up inside the jail, pushes the door—and finds out it is unlocked. As he walks inside the police station, he finds all the officers massacred. Several problems right there. How could it be that he didn't hear anything while sleeping in his jail cell? Was he drugged by the hitcher? Why did the back-up police show up right then when he woke up? Later on, upon spotting two police officers, Halsey threatens them with a gun and forces them to enter the police car and drive him inside. Would an innocent man react this way? And just as Halsey was about to give himself in, the hitcher shows up out of nowhere, in a van, and shoots the two police officers, thus framing Halsey even further. Not even "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" had such an impossible timing at being at the wrong place at the wrong time. The hitcher shows up everywhere, anytime, to such an extent that this becomes an elision of common sense. Two or three such lucky entrances could have been tolerated, but to show up like this always at the right time and at the right spot, that is ridiculous. When Halsey and the girl, Nash, are in the motel, far away from the places of the events, the hitcher shows up in the middle of their room. How? If Red had any sense for realism, he would have either tried to explain this or write something else. Take for instance Carpenter's "The Ward": the serial killer inexplicably appears always near the heroine, until it is revealed he is just a split personality of the heroine herself. If it would have been revealed that the hitcher was just a split personality of Halsey who is suffering from Schizophrenia, this could have helped in amending these flaws. During its premiere, "The Hitcher" was attacked by the critics for all the wrong reasons. It is not that "The Hitcher" is too violent. It simply that it is too implausible.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Three stories set in the Dalmatian hinterland. 1 9 9 1: Croat Ivan is in love with Serb girl Jelena, but Slobodan Milosevic is supporting the creation of the pseudo-state Republic of Serbian Krajina in the area. As the war is imminent, Jelena is abducted by her brother, a paramilitary, and brought to their village in a car. Ivan wants to see Jelena, but her brother kills him... 2 0 0 1: Nataša and her mother, Serb refugees, are returning, and Croat handyman Ante is helping them assemble the abandoned house, but Nataša hates him because her brother was killed by the Croatian army. Passion prevails and they have sex, but Nataša does not show interest in him staying, so he leaves... 2 0 1 1: Luka visits the home of his ex-girlfriend, Marija, with whom he has a child, but whom he abandoned on the insistence of his family because she is a Serb. He has a chance to have sex with another girl at a party, but declines and returns to Marija's home. She exits the house, sits next to him and then gets back inside, but leaves the door open.
Similarly as Mančevski's "Before the Rain", director Dalibor Matanic assembled "The High Sun" as a triple anthology of stories which all have the similar theme of ethnic conflict, but decided to set them all in a Romeo & Juliet concept and have the two actors—Tihana Lazovic and Goran Markovic—each play three different couples in the three time periods of the film. Matanic crafts the three love stories as a Schrödinger's cat experiment, contemplating if the Croat-Serb love couple could have had a hypothetical chance of succeeding if it were not set in the middle of the Croatian War, but during another time era, and thus "resets" Lazovic's and Markovic' romance to square one in the next decade, and the decade after that. Matanic, usually known for grotesque ideas, is untypically serious and honest in this edition, trying to establish a "raw" meditation on tolerance, though his dialogues are too routine and schematic at times, lacking more inspiration. The first story, set during the war, takes too long until it gets going, but has a strong point in the sequence where Ivan is playing on his trumpet nonstop, trying to persuade the Serb paramilitary to let him pass a checkpoint to see his girlfriend. The second story is equally as good, revolving around Serb refugees trying to integrate back, and culminates in a very passionate moment: Nataša is lying on her back, with her feet going up and down on the wall, until she stands up, kisses Ante and has sex with him in the house. The third story is the weakest, as if it lacks that raison d'etre since it has no real threat or obstacle for the Croat-Serb couple, though one can argue that Matanic was contemplating that the couple was interrupted during the war, and then post-war era, but that they do not have any more (external) excuses for failing in the third story anymore, and that all is now left on them. Despite omissions, the film has more to it than the typical social issue bait.
Monday, August 12, 2019
London in the future is semi-flooded due to global warming. Cynical police Detective Harley Stone is searching for a bizarre serial killer who rips the hearts of his victims. Harley is annoyed that he is assigned to a new partner, Durkin. One day, someone delivers suitcase with a ripped hearts inside at the police precinct. Harley had an affair with Michelle, the girlfriend of his ex-partner Foster, who was also liquidated by the serial killer, but Harley broke up with Michelle. Harley and Durkin find the serial killer in an underground subway, and find out it is a demon. Harley rips the demon's heart out and shoots it.
A strangely underrated flick, this independent syncretism of "Sam Spade meets the Predator" works thanks to a good futuristic mood established thanks to a few aesthetically photographed images, fast pace and an actually interesting protagonist, the cynical Detective Harley, played by the excellent Rutger Hauer. Harley in "Split Second" acts almost as if he is in his own reality—upon trying to enter a night bar, a dog barks at him, but Harley just holds his badge in front of the canine and says: "Police, dickhead!" His new police partner, who is annoyingly "by-the-book", Durkin, compulsively cleans the lights on their police car, but Harley then just sticks his bubble gum on the glass. In another amusing moment, the police officers are speculating at who the mysterious cannibalistic serial killer might be, and Harley adds: "The only thing we know for sure is that he is not a vegetarian!" These auto-ironic moments give "Split Second" charm and wit, yet it still has flaws. For instance, why is the film set in the future? Why not in the present? The global flooding subplot leads nowhere. The viewers probably assumed that the demon serial killer might be connected to some sort of ecological forces taking revenge on humankind, yet that potential was unused. Harley's connection to the demon is also left unexplained, as is the creature's sole existence, which shows that the script was rewritten as they went along, and was left without a final point that connects all these threads. Despite its omissions and shortcoming, "Split Second" is still a much better film than its forgotten reputation hints at.
Sunday, August 11, 2019
In 480 BC, king Xerxes pursues Persian irredentism and invades Greek lands with the aim of their annexation. Unfortunately, the Greek cities are disunited, so in Corinth politician Themistocles urges everyone to unite to stop the invasion. Spartan king Leonidas is chosen to lead the army against the Persians. When the council decides to wait until a religious festival is over, Leonidas refuses to waste time and sends his personal guard to the narrow pass at Thermopylae, to ambush the Persian army. Clinched between a mountain and the sea, the Persian army loses in every attempt at charging against the Spartans. When he is rejected by girl Ellas, shepherd Ephialtes goes to Xerxes' camp and gives him information about a secret route behind the mountain. Hearing the Persian army is about to attack from their rear, Leonidas orders other Greek soldiers to retreat. Leonidas and 300 Spartans stay behind and die trying to stop the Persian army.
The incredible 'David vs. Goliath' story of the 300 Spartans during the battle of Thermopylae was subsequently adapted into several media, and one of them was this film by Rudolph Mate, which is today actually better remembered for inspiring Frank Miller to write the famed comic-book "300". The director Mate crafted a solid, albeit somewhat standard and routine history film, yet the core of the story—integrity, honor, self-sacrifice, the underdog keeping his stand against a bigger enemy—still has enough pathos that it is able to engage the viewers even in the most dry execution. Richard Egan delivers a passionate, energetic performance as king Leonidas, heightening the drama: when the Persian envoy warns that king Xerxes has so many soldiers that, when they shoot, their arrows will "darken the Sun", Leonidas is quick to reply: "Then we will fight in the shade!" It takes about an hour until the clashes at Thermopylae start, and they have interesting moments. In one of them, the Persian cavalry charges, but the Spartans simply lie on the ground and cover themselves with shields. Once the horses have crossed over, the Spartans stand up again, and attack the Persian cavalry both from the front and the back. In another moment, they let the Persian elite guard arrive close, but one Spartan then puts hay on fire behind them, effectively blocking them from retreat and reinforcements. While "The 300 Spartans" could have used more ingenuity, they still have enough enjoyment value.
Two people seek refuge from a thunderstorm at a mansion on Lake Marsh, but one is killed by a giant octopus from a lake, while the other is kidnapped by Lobo, a brute mute who works for a crazy scientist, Dr. Vornoff, who uses the guest for experimentation in the lab. Vornoff intends to create a new race of superhumans to take over the world. Since these mysterious disappearances of people keep piling up, reporter Janet decides to investigate herself, despite the objection of Lt. Craig. She also gets kidnapped by Lobo in the swamp and brought to the mansion. Vornoff wants to use her for the experiment, but Lobo rebels and releases Janet. In the ensuing chaos, the police shows up and chase Vornoff outside. Vornoff falls off a cliff and is killed by his octopus.
Out of many weird films by Edward D. Wood Jr., "Bride of the Monster" is arguably his most closest to being actually semi-competent: it owes that to a solid budget, building off the popular theme of a threat of misuse of science during the atomic age as well as Bela Lugosi's effective performance as the mad scientist Vornoff, whose enthusiasm may stem from identifying with the outsider character who was rejected by his country and thus has to live in exile, as identified in Burton's "Ed Wood". However, "Bride" is still only a lukewarm film with several flaws. At best, Wood manages to insert a few moments of humor, such as the scene where the police chief pours a glass of water in his office, only to give it to his parrot that drinks it. At worst, Wood is unable to conjure up real suspense due to too many naive, too serious or trashy elements: for instance, in the swamp, one character actually draws a gun and shoots continuously at an alligator approaching, instead of simply running away. The alligator and the octopus are isolated in their own world, since they are just stock footage from a different film, and thus one cannot quite buy into the idea that they are a threat. This is especially obvious in the octopus case: when it is not a real octopus swimming in the sea, a rubber puppet just lies in the puddle, while some guy just (unconvincingly) pretends its tentacles are encompassing him. Wrestler Tor Johnson is also solid as the mute Lobo. Overall, "Bride" is a guilty pleasure, if one simply does not expect too much from it.
Saturday, August 10, 2019
Now famous actress Izzy gives an interview about how she ended up this way: she was a call girl, hired by theatre director Albertson who invited her for dinner. They landed in bed and he then persuaded her to quit the job and do what she wants. Izzy decided she wanted to be an actress and went to audition for a play about a call girl, directed precisely by Albertson. Izzy quitting her job upset a judge, who then went to see psychotherapist Jane. Albertson did not want to cast Izzy, among others because he is married, but the playwright Joshua and actor Seth insisted she had to play the part. The play was a hit and Izzy became a famous actress.
After a 13 year pause, director Peter Bogdanovich returned with this film, yet his inspired touch from the 70s did not return with him, as well. "She's Funny That Way" is intended as a modern homage to classic screwball comedies of the 30s, except that it is strangely without energy, inspiration or wit of the latter. There are only two good jokes in the film: in the first, Izzy, the call girl who auditions for a play about a call girl, gives a smashing audition, and reads the text to her friend, about how she has "bad", "very bad" and "very, very bad news" (that she is a call girl; that she accidentally became pregnant; and that she is pregnant with the boyfriend of her best friend); the other is when Albertson and a woman argue while traveling in a taxi, but then the cab driver just suddenly stops the car and walks away. Sadly, there is little else to see in the story. It is hectic, tries a lot of crazy subplots, yet none of them manage to ignite or engage. Not even the random cameo by Quentin Tarantino at the end manages to lift it up a notch. Ironically, despite the fact that her role is so underwritten and scarce, the leading actress Imogene Poots is unexpectedly excellent, as if she manages to fake charm even during many scenes of empty walk, saving the film. An interesting footnote is Bogdanovich's shout to Lubitsch's "Cluny Brown" through the "Squirrels to the Nuts" line.
Monday, August 5, 2019
New York, early 20th century. Fanny Brice (born 1891), a young Jewish woman, is trying to make it on the stage, but the producers do not like her. When she gets a chance to perform among other girls on roller skates in a play, the audience loves her humor. Fanny catches the attention of producer Ziegfeld and becomes a star in his plays, while she also falls in love with Nick Arnstein, a poker gambler, but he is often away. After a lot of back and forth, Fanny and Nick are married and get a baby. But while Fanny becomes a bigger star in show business, Nick gets into financial troubles and succumbs to a phony bond deal. His jail sentence marks the end of their relationship.
From today's perspective, it seems strange that the producers originally intended someone else to play the leading role in "Funny Girl", since the casting of Barbra Streisand is simply perfect. This biopic about Fanny Brice is an example where one character, the main protagonist, is the entire film, and Streisand takes this burden and rises to the occasion by performing a whole plethora of emotions, from sadness, tragedy, romance up to sheer comedy, since she is not afraid of being sometimes completely silly. The 10 musical sequences are redundant are could have been cut (the low point is when Omar Sharif sings in one of them); the overlong running time of 150 minutes sometimes drags whereas the second half turns more towards typical melodrama, demonstrating that the director William Wyler was not always inspired in this edition. Yet Streisand is such a highlight, being both genuinely fragile and winningly funny at the same time, that she gives "Funny Girl" a specific comic taste, sometimes with pure stylistic moves. Already the opening act gives her character sympathy: Fanny is rehearsing on stage with other girls, until the boss, Mr. Keeney, interrupts them and yells: "Hey, you with the skinny legs!" Upon hearing that, the oblivious Fanny looks around at the legs of other girls, hoping he didn't mean her, but he did: "Yes, you, with the bloomers!"
Fanny's first break on stage, where she played a part even though she could not roller skate, was a surprise hit with the audience, and this gives her some credit with Keeney, who adamantly refused to have her in his show. Later on stage, when they talk about him hiring her, he says he will "think about it", turns around — while Fanny makes an "angry claw" gesture with her hand behind his back. These kind of little details and bits that Streisand does give her character wit and energy. Fanny is such a fascinating character, not only because of her weird "comic outbursts" (one exchange between Nick, whom she secretly loves, and herself is insane: "I'm from Kentucky. I breed horses." - "Can't they do it themselves?!") but also because of her wild personality that was difficult to restrain for a performance. One sequence in particular has a great payoff: she refuses to sing the final song "His Love Makes Me Beautiful" on the stage, fearing it is corny and unnecessarily self-congratulatory for her not so typical physical looks, but Mr. Ziegfeld insists that she must do it. Fanny reluctantly agrees — but then performs the song wearing a giant pillow under her wedding dress, as if she is pregnant, turning this romantic song into a pure comedy that has the audience laughing until the roof, much to Ziegfeld's shock. As with many such biopics, this one is also a secret story of "rise and fall" of an individual, with sometimes rather underdeveloped plot points, yet it is a rare example of a star being far better and more appealing to look at than the sole film itself.
Sunday, August 4, 2019
A skeleton ghost scares a girl working in a store, but the New Hampshire Ghostbusters show up, fire the lasers from their proton packs - and blow up the gas station. As a disciplinary measure, a man shows up called Sketch who tries to drill the five members of the office into shape. However, Sketch later admits he only pretended to be their superior because of a bet. A new assignment brings the Ghostbusters to another store where they meet the skeleton ghost again. Even though another ghost shows up, the Ghostbusters manage to capture them.
One of the better fan films based on the "Ghostbusters", this amusing comedy managed to fill out the potentials of the concept, considering its 16 minute running time. A lot of kudos should be given to the charming script and performance by director and actor Kevin J. James. In one great joke, Sketch, an inspector, arrives at the office of the New Hampshire Ghostbusters after they blew up a gas station, and orders them to stand in a line. He then points at the chubby Derek and orders him: "Yeah, you, suck in the gut!" Derek just responds: "It's sucked, Sir." James steps in to try to reason with him, saying: "Let's be reasonable here. We all messed up last night! That much we can agree on", but is interrupted by one of the Ghostbusters, Jim, who protests: "I wasn't there!" These and similar lines manage to conjure up the tone and "comic frequency" of the original film. The laser proton packs are well done, though the visual effects of the skeleton ghost are kind of sketchy, consisting just out of a mask and drapes. The enthusiasm and energy of the "Spilled Milk", combined with even one nice sight gag (the "no gluten" logo rip-off), resulted in a film that is worthy of fitting the shoes of its ideal it was inspired by.