Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Dinosaurus!

Dinosaurus!; science-fiction adventure, USA, 1960; D: Irvin Yeaworth, S: Ward Ramsey, Alan Roberts, Kristina Hanson, Gregg Martell

Engineer Bart and his team are triggering underwater explosions along the coast of a Caribbean island to clear the seafloor to build a harbor. Accidentally, they stumble upon a frozen Brontosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the sea and pull them out on the shore. Bad idea: a lightning bolt hits and awakens said dinosaurs, and they now roam the island. A Neanderthal is also awakened and becomes friends with kid Julio. The local 'island master' Hacker wants to kidnap the caveman and sell him to an exhibition. The Brontosaurus sinks in quicksand; the caveman dies by holding up the beam of a collapsing mine while Julio and Betty, Bart's girlfriend, escape. Bart uses an excavator to push the T. Rex into the sea.

"Dinosaurus!" once again proves that there are so few dinosaur movies, and even fewer of them that are good. A silly oddity, Irvin Yeaworth's film is a harmless 'guilty pleasure' that indulges the human fascination with giant monsters, but it aligns with one unwritten rule: in these kind of movies, human characters are often bland and boring, while only the scarcely shown dinosaurs are interesting. Indeed, already in the opening, the viewers sense that the main (human) protagonists are not only one-dimensional, but also wooden and stiff: engineer Bart and his team are launching underwater explosions off the coast, while Betty for some reason is heading with her boat right towards them, even though they are waving a red flag to not go near them. Didn't she hear all those explosions just a minute ago? Why didn't they close the coastline around them while they are blowing up the seafloor? When Bart arrives with his boat towards her, she suddenly starts taking her clothes off, revealing a swimsuit, saying: "I'm going down to Davy Jones' locker for my mother's portable icebox, in which I had stashed all sorts of goodies for you guys to eat, and which I intend to eat whether you're hungry or not." Whoever wrote this dialogue needs to have it read back to him. Would a woman really dive deep into the sea to get food from a sunk refrigerator on the seafloor? Is she that hungry? How about going to a supermarket? The rest of the movie is equally as strained and illogical, but the dinosaur sequences, created thanks to stop-motion animation, are a bit better. At 28 minutes into the film, there is an elegant camera pan from the head of a lying Brontosaurus up to his tale, which moves. The battle between the T. Rex and Bart operating the excavator is solid, a forerunner to Cameron's battle between the Alien Queen and an exoskeleton in "Aliens", whereas the comical moments involving the caveman are at least partially amusing: for instance, the caveman sees food on a table through the window, but is surprised that he cannot touch it because of glass, and when a woman with a wacky facial mask sees him, they are both scared from each other and run away. 

Grade:+

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Friend

The Friend; drama / comedy, USA, 2024; D: Scott McGehee, David Siegel, S: Naomi Watts, Bing, Sarah Pidgeon, Carla Gugino, Bill Murray, Noma Dumezweni

New York City. Iris, a writer, is surprised when she is informed that, following the suicide of her mentor and ex-lover Walter, she is assigned to take care of his giant Great Dane dog, Apollo. Iris is stressed because her superintendent doesn't allow dogs in her apartment, so she wants to get rid of him, but nobody is ready to adopt the dog. Walter's daughter Val helps her out. Iris decides to drive Apollo to Michigan dog shelter, but then changes her mind and decides to register it as an emotional support animal. Upon the advice of a psychologist, she writes a story where she confronts Walter about his suicide, scolding him for not talking it through with others. Iris stays at Walter's Long Island beach house for the summer with Apollo.

Based on the eponymous novel by Sigrid Nunez, "The Friend" is a peculiar film contemplation about suicide, accepting loss and processing emotional turmoil in the allegorical depiction of the heroine Iris taking care of a big dog. It has several jokes based on suicide, ranging from Samuel Beckett's quote: "The day you die is just like any other, only shorter", up to something a character who committed suicide, Walter (Bill Murray), said: "The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are." Nonetheless, except for that, "The Friend" is surprisingly measured, respectful and emotionally honest, showing the aftermath of friends of someone perpetrating suicide. Still, the film doesn't have that much of an inspiration, creative lift-offs or ingenuity to justify this complex concept. It is too light and thin, but it once again confirms that Naomi Watts is an excellent actress who is able to carry a film and make something more out of it: the highlight is definitely her emotional reaction in front of the psychologist in the finale, where she processes her own grief and makes her own closure by writing a story where she confronts the dead Walter about why he perpetrated suicide. It is not clear if she had a more romantic or formal admiration towards Walter, which leaves the writing lacking. Still, the dog, Bing, is amusing: he first starts out as a nuisance and troublemaker sleeping on her bed, but then she realizes he is also in grief, and thus becomes a comfort for her. 

Grade:++

Monday, April 6, 2026

Lone Wolf McQuade

Lone Wolf McQuade; action, USA, 1983; D: Steve Carver, S: Chuck Norris, Barbara Carrera, Robert Beltran, David Carradine, Dana Kimmell, L. Q. Jones, Daniel Frishman

Jim McQuade is a Texas Ranger in El Paso, nicknamed "Lone Wolf" because he lives alone in a hut in the wilderness with a pet wolf, ever since he divorced his wife. His boss assigns him a new partner, Hispanic officer Kayo, and McQuade starts a relationship with Lola. McQuade is shocked to hear that his daughter Sally was injured when her car was pushed off a cliff, and her boyfriend was shot because they witnessed Mexican mafia smuggling US Army weapons across the border during the night. McQuade investigates the dwarf mafia boss Falcon, discovers an arms depot in the desert, controlled by Wilkes who defies Falcon and kidnaps Sally. In the shootout, Lola is shot, so McQuade throws a grenade at Wilkes hiding in a depot, which explodes. Sally is saved.

One of Chuck Norris' best films, "Lone Wolf McQuade" is a surprisingly simple and effective action investigative film that defies clichés, and was so influential and genuine that it even inspired the TV show "Walker, Texas Ranger". The director Steve Carver refuses to show the title hero as a one-dimensional good guy: McQuade has flaws, is divorced, and even scorns his lover Lola for vacuum cleaning his home, throwing away his beer and replacing it with vitamins, but then apologizes. One slow-motion scene where they playfully embrace on the ground, with the water hose running, is even wonderfully romantic, whereas the opening sequence where McQuade is observing horse thieves with binoculars from a cliff, without any dialogue, is so expressionistic and sharply focused that not even S. Peckinpah would have been ashamed of it. Naturally, several cheesy 80s lines are amusing, staying true to the action genre they appeared from—when McQuade is observing the attractive Lola riding a horse, his friend cannot resist as to comment: "How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?" When one of the villains hits McQuade's partner Kayo, throwing him on the ground, he says: "Remember me?" Cue to Kayo taking his gun and shooting him while lying down, replying: "I never forget an asshole." Lola, played by Barbara Carrera, is a surprisingly energetic and three-dimensional character, who refuses to remain passive. In one sequence, while she is sitting with McQuade in a bar at a table for a date, a random punk approaches her and says: "How about a kiss, baby?" McQuade wants to react, but Lola just gives him a sign to remain seated, as she stand up—and slaps the punk herself! The finale loses ground to the typical martial arts fighting and the cliche of the villain shooting someone the hero loves to motivate him to fight even more, which is weaker than the rest of the film. Nonetheless, "Lone Wolf McQuade" shows that even seemingly ordinary stories can be executed in a few refreshing, extraordinary ways.

Grade:++

Sunday, April 5, 2026

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie; computer-animated fantasy comedy, USA, 2026; D: Aaron Horvath, Michael Jelenic, S: Chris Pratt, Anya-Taylor Joy, Charlie Day, Benny Safdie, Jack Black, Brie Larson

Kid Koopa Bowser Jr. uses a spaceship to kidnap Princess Rosalina from her observatory, and use her magical powers to fuel his giant weapon. Princess Peach and Toad leave the Mushroom Kingdom to save Rosalina, while plumbers Mario and Luigi stay behind and find a green dinosaur named Yoshi. The shrunk Bowser Koopa grows back to his huge size and meets up with Bowser Jr. Peach, Toad, Mario, Luigi and Yoshi reunite and travel in a spaceship by Fox McCloud to Fossil Falls galaxy where they battle and defeat the Koopas, whereas Peach discovers Rosalina is her lost sister.

One of the more routine sequels of the decade, "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" divorces itself completely from its cinematic obligations and instead aims to be only a feature length promotion for video games. The result is thus tired: the frenetic pace is inversely proportional to its style and inspiration. It is just a fast, random collection of different lands every 5 minutes, characters falling, running, kicking of fighting, but without any essence to it. They are empty vessels in the wrong medium. It is a pity, because the 1st film had at least some effort and care to set-up jokes with a punchline, unlike here. This is an improvisation, not a movie. The authors needed better jokes, because simply empty rushing a hundred miles an hour to nowhere does not suffice. Some tiny bits are at least partially amusing (a Toad drops ice cream from his cone, so Mario uses his ice superpower to create him an even bigger snowball on said cone; Mario and Peach jumping over a bridge over lava near the castle, while Bowser Jr. watches them on the screen, where they look like video game characters; the Minions cameo...), whereas one moment is an unexpected expressionistic blast (Luigi uses Bowser Jr.'s paintbrush to draw a black silhouette, Mr. Watch & Game, who simply hits Bowser with an animated hammer on the head, Looney Tunes-style). The rest is below expectations. Yoshi is underused, but when you think about, all the characters are underused: they are nominally there, but their playful spirit and fun are absent. 

Grade:+

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The Hunt for Red October

The Hunt for Red October; thriller, USA, 1990; D: John McTiernan, S: Alec Baldwin, Sean Connery, Sam Neill, Stellan Skarsgård, Scott Glenn, James Earl Jones, Tim Curry, Peter Firth

In 1 9 8 4, the Soviet Union dispatches a ballistic missile nuclear submarine Red October in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards the US. Its commander is Lithuanian Marko Ramius. Soon afterwards, other Soviet combat submarines follow it. The US military staff in Washington, D.C. assume an attack on the American east coast is imminent, but CIA analyst Jack Ryan has a different theory: Ramius wants to deflect to the American side. The Soviet ambassador lies that Ramius has gone crazy and wants to strike, telling the US to sink their submarine. Ryan boards US submarine USS Dallas and sends signals to Ramius, who evacuates his staff from Red October feigning technical problems, and allows Ryan inside, seeking US asylum. A Soviet submarine fires a torpedo, but thanks to skillful maneuvering by Red October and USS Dallas, the torpedo is lured to strike the Soviet submarine and sink it. 

If you want to see Sean Connery playing a Lithuanian submarine commander who kills a Russian official named Putin, "The Hunt for Red October" is the right film for you, one of the last Cold War thrillers before the collapse of the Soviet Union. The competent director John McTiernan crafts a stylish, polished and suspenseful thriller thanks to aesthetic colors and a stunning, crystal-clear cinematography which make the film modern and fresh even today, whereas the charismatic Sean Connery is excellent in the role of Marko Ramius—in the first third, the movie keeps the viewers deliberately guessing, in uncertainty, as to what Ramius intentions really are: does he want to attack the US with ballistic missiles or just deflect to seek asylum? Alec Baldwin is also good as Jack Ryan, in his first film adaptation of a Tom Clancy novel, though there is not much of a character development or deeper psychological exploration than just that what is necessary for the bare minimum to keep the story going. Nonetheless, the story works at least for one engaging viewing, with some clever moments (the American submarine fires a torpedo at Red October, but then Greer (James Earl Jones), Deputy Director of CIA, presses a button and destroys said torpedo halfway, saying to a Navy official he was never there; the finale where the Red October and the USS Dallas maneuver to avoid a torpedo fired at them from a Soviet submarine, trying to destroy Red October so that its technology want fall into American hands, which reminds even a bit of the finale in "Star Trek VI"). A conventional, but effective and fluent thriller, so smooth that it will engage even viewers usually not that inclined towards these kind of films.

Grade:++

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Toto the Hero

Toto le héros; tragicomedy, Belgium / Germany / France, 1991; D: Jaco Van Dormael, S: Michel Bouquet, Thomas Godet, Jo De Backer, Mireille Perrier, Gisela Uhlen, Sandrine Blancke

Thomas, now an old man in a retirement home, recounts his life: as a little kid, Thomas lives with his sister Alice and brother with a Down syndrome, while their father disappeared on a plane during bad weather. Thomas imagines that he was switched as an infant in the maternity ward with his neighbor boy, Alfred. Thomas is infatuated with Alice and jealous of her affections towards Alfred. Alice wants to prove her loyalty by burning Alfred's home with a gasoline canister, but due to an accident, she dies in the fire. As a grown up, Thomas meets Evelyne who looks remarkably like Alice, but she is Alfred's wife. In the present, Thomas wants to kill Alfred. While hiding in a shack, he overhears that a gangster will assassinate Alfred in his home that evening. Thomas thus locks up Alfred, takes on his clothes and appears in his house. The assassin shoots through the window and thus kills Thomas instead of Alfred. 

The feature length debut film of the Belgian cinematic hope of that time, Jaco Van Dormael's "Toto the Hero" is an unusual and creative film presented in a dispersed nonlinear narrative that flip-flops between the childhood, adulthood and old life of protagonist Thomas, but it still seems as if he "polished" and improved this concept more in his later film "Mr. Nobody". The episodes involving these three timelines in Thomas' life are interesting, though somewhat inconclusive in the end without a stronger point. The best bits are surreal comical scenes which, together with this storyline told out of chronological order, make this ordinary story more extraordinary and fresh (the mother is seen with blood dripping from beneath her hat in a grocery store, the people all gather around her and call the ambulance, but then the clerk takes her hat off—and it is revealed she was hiding a piece of raw meat on her head; when her dad's plane disappears, the 13-year old Alice goes inside a church and threatens a statue of Holy Mary (!) by saying: "We came to warn you! If our dad isn't found, you'll have to answer to me!"; the old Thomas attaches a lightbulb with a metal foil on a lamp, and when the security guard turns it on, it explodes, causing a short circuit in the retirement home, thereby allowing Thomas to escape). The "twist ending" isn't that well thought out (the viewers are led to believe one thing already in the opening scenes, only for Van Dormael to have this subverted) whereas a couple of 'autistic' ideas and situations make the film less comprehensible than it should have been, though the director has talent and skill, showing jealousy, confusion and disappointment in life from cradle to grave, never allowing to compromise and create a pleasant 'feelgood' film.   

Grade:++

Thursday, March 26, 2026

My Life as a Dog

Mitt liv som hund; tragicomedy, Sweden, 1985; D: Lasse Hallström, S: Anton Glanzelius, Tomas von Brömssen, Anki Lidén, Manfred Serner, Melinda Kinnaman, Lennart Hjulström

Ingmar (12) is a problematic boy who either fights with his older brother Erik or causes mischief at home, stressing his sick single mother. To help her relax, the relatives send Erik to one part of the family for the summer, while Ingmar ends up living with his uncle Gunnar. Ingmar joins the association football and boxing club, where he meets the tomboyish girl Saga, who likes him. When his mother dies, Ingmar stays permanently with Gunnar, but he also hosts a Greek couple, so Gunnar's his wife arranges that Ingmar stays living with the old Mrs. Arvidsson. During a boxing match, Ingmar barks like a dog, so Saga tells him his dog, which he left behind at his mother's home, is dead. Ingmar runs away and hides inside a summer house, as the double loss takes a toll on him, and Gunnar comforts him.

"My Life as a Dog" is an overrated coming-of-age film, but still has merits in depicting how sometimes people make stupid mistakes in childhood, which they regret later in life. The main stumbling point is that the protagonist, the 12-year old Ingmar, is insufferably annoying in the first half of the story, which makes the task of enjoying the movie difficult, since, through his mischief and peculiar behavior, he acts as an autistic Dennis the Menace: for instance, Ingmar accepts to put his penis inside a glass bottle, on the behest of his older brother Erik, but when it gets stuck, his mother has to break the bottle by smashing it on the wall; Ingmar randomly splashes his face with a glass full of milk during breakfast, and when his mother wants to wipe the table, she finds his bedsheets hidden inside the kitchen cupboard, wet from his urine, but she still uses it to wipe the table; while arguing with Erik who holds a gun at their dog, Ingmar spills a bowl of batter on the floor, the mom chases them both, and then they hold the door of her bedroom so that she cannot open them to get to them. Considering that their mother suffers from some sort of terminal pulmonary disease, and this stresses her out even more, this is hard to watch. The second half of the film thus becomes Ingmar's self-realization of his missed opportunities and errors, though he is still too passive to undergo any kind of redemption ark. The mother's death is handled remarkably subtle and unemotional, with Ingmar only being invited by a relative to talk to him in private, but without showing any melodrama. Yet, in the end, as Ingmar remembers both his late mother and dog, he realizes the only joint memory he will have of her will be how he caused her anguish and misery, as he was not mature enough to improve in time, which causes his emotional collapse in a very touching ending. A small standout is Melinda Kinnaman as Ingmar's tomboyish semi-girlfriend Saga, though it is weird as she is around 13 years old, but still shows him his bare chest in a controversial scene. The director Lasse Hallstrom injects the film with a lot of humor to ease the tragic subject, yet he is rather conventional, except in a few more imaginative scenes (Ingmar runs on the football field to kick the ball, but before he does he is shoved away by another boy who kicks it instead).  

Grade:++

Monday, March 23, 2026

Kanal

Kanał; war drama, Poland 1957; D: Andrzej Wajda, S: Wieńczysław Gliński, Tadeusz Janczar, Teresa Iżewska, Tadeusz Gwiazdowski, Stanisław Mikulski, Emil Karewicz

The last days of the Warsaw Uprising, World War II. Lieutenant Zadra leads a Polish military unit of 43 people, down from 70 just three days ago, among the ruins of the Mokotov suburb of Warsaw. Among them are also Jacek "Korab", composer Michal and Madry. They rest in ruined buildings, but then the Nazi German army attacks and encircles them, so Zadra reluctantly accepts to evacuate 27 of his remaining unit down in the sewage. Down there, some are lost and escape when they think they smell poison gas. A girl, Stokrotka, helps guide a wounded Jacek, staying behind the main group. They reach the end of the sewage, but the exit is closed off with bars, so Stokrotka lies to a half-dead Jacek that they made it. Meanwhile, Madry climbs up a manhole, but on the surface is met by a Nazi soldier who sends him towards corpses of other Polish soldiers. Zadra exits on the other side and shoots his Sgt. Kula who lost all his soldiers behind them, and then goes back into the sewage.

Rarely has there ever been a director who anchored his film stories so firmly in Polish history as much as Andrzej Wajda, ranging from Nazi to Communist occupation. His 2nd feature length film, "Kanal", is one of his best achievements, a black classic that depicts the failed Warsaw Uprising during World War II, and thus the whole tone is bitter, dark, depressive and lyrical to the end, illustrating that time period of Polish history where everything seemed lost and hopeless, like there was no future awaiting. In the opening scenes, as the military unit walks pass the camera in Warsaw in ruins, the narrator briefly describes most of the soldiers ("Officer Cadet "Ark", dreams of a hot bath; "Slim", "Ark's" aide, wants to build planes after the war..."), before grimly concluding: "These are the tragic heroes. Take a good look. These are the last hours of their lives." Everything is already elegantly established and foreshadowed in the first 5 minutes of the film.

In one sequence, the Polish Army reaches a wounded woman lying on a stretcher, and a soldier asks her: "Are you badly wounded?", and she replies with: "No, it's nothing", as the medics lift the stretcher, the blanket falls down from her, revealing her right leg has been amputated. In another sequence, with the soldiers resting in a devastated building, composer Michal asks Lt. Zadra to make a phone call towards his family, and Zadra has this exchange with a man on the other end: "You have no windows? I forgot what they even look like!" In these and other small episodes, Wajda is able to efficiently show the psychological state of Poland during World War II, where people were dying, getting wounded, all the infrastructure was damaged, whereas the quality of life was basically zero. The first half of "Kanal" shows the Polish soldiers on the surface, while the other half shows them descending into the sewage, to try to escape via underground from the Nazi encirclement. There is no patriotism, nor heroism here—this is real life, unglamorized, de-propagandized, with civilians on the surface accusing the soldiers of abandoning them like cowards, showing war as dirty and heavy, in an explicit allegory of soldiers walking through the sewage water full of excrement. This underground sewage thus becomes a symbol of Dante's Inferno from "The Divine Comedy", a literal hell for soldiers trapped and outnumbered in a war against a stronger enemy. The most memorable episode revolves around a woman, Stokrotka, helping a wounded Jacek walk through the sewage, as she says two unforgettable lines: "My life story is longer than this tunnel!" and: "Do you think we will get our lives back?" As the movie asks: is it worth it to fight for justice and freedom even though you know it is hopeless and you will not survive? "Kanal" follows the people who said yes.

Grade:+++

Sunday, March 22, 2026

One Battle After Another

One Battle After Another; action drama, USA, 2025; D: Paul Thomas Anderson, S: Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Chase Infiniti, Benicio del Toro, Regina Hall, Teyana Taylor, Tony Goldwyn

California. Patrick, who is white, and Perfidia, who is black, are members of a far-left revolutionary group, French 75, who break into the Ota Mesa Detention Center and release the detained Mexican immigrants there, while Perfidia also holds military officer Steven J. Lockjaw at gunpoint, who gets aroused. Lockjaw blackmails Perfidia into having affairs with him as to not arrest her. Patrick and Perfidia become lovers and get a baby, Charlene, but Perfidia escapes the country when the police are after her for murder. 16 years later, Patrick assumes the fake identity of Bob and Charlene is called Willa, to hide their past connection with French 75. When Lockjaw, now a Colonel, wants to become a member of a far-right white supremacist secret society, he uses the military to hunt down Willa, his biological daughter, to kill her to hide the fact that he had a child with a black woman, Perfidia. Willa escapes and kills assassin Tim, and reunites with Bob. Lockjaw is assassinated by the secret society for interracial relationships. 

"One Battle After Another" is one of those movies that go for style over substance. There is not much of a plot in it nor narrative inspiration, as much as there is just pure cinematic fascination-infatuation with filmmaking in and of itself, even when just depicting ordinary scenes. It is not the best film by director Paul Thomas Anderson, but was still arguably the best film among the American films nominated for best picture at various awards—though several foreign nominated films were superior, for instance "The Voice of Hind Rajab". "One Battle After Another" has several flaws—for instance, its structure is messy and chaotic, a lot of complex social issues are just brought up or hinted at, instead of being elaborated properly (two scene of US soldiers walking between two giant fences containing Mexican immigrants at a detention center, but without having either Mexicans or soldiers as characters to say what they think about it; Willa is shown doing karate, but this is not used in the final act of the film, even though it would have been very useful), whereas it is a screenwriting error to remove the crucial character Perfidia (Teyana Taylor) from the story after 33 minutes and, incredibly, not have her return for the finale.

However, it is timely by touching the nerve of its time by showing the United States as torn between left and right-wing politics, that have become so incompatible and alienated from each other that they both went into extremism, in order to "counterbalance each other", in addition to a looming shadow of authoritarianism and militarization, while father Bob (Leonardo DiCaprio) and daughter Willa (very good Chase Infiniti) try to live in a healthy, normal way in the middle. The opening act contemplates at some problems regarding far-left politics in itself when Perfidia leaves Bob alone with their baby because she wants to put herself first, as opposed to him expecting her to take on a more conservative role as a mother. Equally as ironic is that the far-right, white supremacist military commander Steven J. Lockjaw (excellent Sean Penn) has an affair with the black Perfidia, triggered by his perverted fascination with dominance and power after she held him at gunpoint, thereby showing how even far-right and far-left politics need to cooperate to keep the society functioning, despite their disagreements. These themes about politics are always in the background, while the family triangle is the foreground. One highlight: the 4-minute car chase sequence on the "waves" of a hilly road, filmed in VistaVision and realized without any dialogue, is phenomenally cinematic, a hypnotic experience. That Anderson made it totally spontaneously is incredible. And it sums up the entire film: it is made by the cineastes and for the cineastes. Nothing else matters but the aesthetics, the thin story is just at its service.  

Grade:+++

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Sinners

Sinners; horror drama, USA, 2025; D: Ryan Coogler, S: Michael B. Jordan, Miles Caton, Jayme Lawson, Hailee Steinfeld, Wunmi Mosaku, Jack O'Connell, Delroy Lindo, Li Jun Li

In 1 9 3 2, African-American twins Smoke and Stack leave Chicago, abandoning their gangster lives to settle back in a town in Mississippi, where they buy a defunct sawmill to convert it into a night and dance club, and start an honest business. That evening, the night club has its premiere and attracts a lot of customers, while musicians Delta Slim, Pearline and Sammie perform. However, Irish vampire Remmick and his two possessed people show up, but are not invited inside. They still posses Mary, Stack's ex-girlfriend, and she enters inside, bites Stack and turns him into a vampire. The party guests leave. Smoke and his remaining friends battle the vampires and are able to eliminate Remmick. When the Ku Klux Klan appears in the morning, Smoke shoots them, but is fatally shot himself. Stack is spared and leaves to live with Mary in peace, while Sammie pursues a music career in Chicago. 

"From Dusk Till Dawn" meets "Mississippi Burning"—"Sinners" is a good, but considering all the nominations and awards, overrated film that once again proves that there is not that much more to add to the overused vampire genre. It's neither inspired as a historical drama nor as a horror, but it is at least more fun in that horror half when it drops all the pretentious aspirations and simply plays out like a suspenseful siege thriller. Considering that the vampire is white, and he possesses a white Ku Klux Klan couple to help him attack the night club run by African Americans, this could be interpreted as a symbolical depiction of how racism destroyed a black sanctuary in the Southern United States of the first half of the 20th century, wrecking their idyllic plans to be free of repression. However, themes alone don't make a movie. In the first half, "Sinners" is a historical drama, showing twins Smoke and Stack (very well played by actor Michael B. Jordan in a double role) trying to start an honest life in the town and open up their own business, a night and music club. The dialogue is standard there, but the standout character is musician Delta Slim, played brilliantly by Delroy Lindo, who has some of the best lines—for instance, upon seeing the young and inexperienced Sammie who aspires to be a musician, the experienced Delta Slim comments that he had "socks older than him", whereas when asked what he did with all his earnings, Delta Slim honestly admits: "I drank all my money!" A lot of characters are introduced in this half, but many of them are not that well developed to the end, as they are interrupted by the horror half of the film which doesn't care for character development anymore, just for fighting and kicking vampires. Writer and director Ryan Coogler surprises by constantly changing genres, refreshingly refusing to follow the genre rules, and thus blends in drama, gangster, musical and horror elements, but at the end of the day, "Sinners" is not as fun nor as creative as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".   

Grade:++

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Weapons

Weapons; mystery horror, USA, 2025; D: Zach Cregger, S: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Cary Christopher, Amy Madigan, Alden Ehrenreich, Benedict Wong

One night, at 2:17 AM, 17 elementary school children of a small town wake up from their beds and run away into the night, disappearing without a trace. The police and the townspeople are bewildered, but their school teacher Justine is suspicious of Alex, the only child from her class who didn't disappear, and observes his house. Archer, one of the father of the missing children, teams up with Justine. The school principal Marcus attacks and chases Justine in a store, but dies when he is hit by a car in the street. It turns out Alex's parents invited a distant relative, witch Gladys, who caught them under her spell, and forced Alex to bring personal possessions of his classmates, so that Gladys can cast a spell to send them to their house, so that she can suck out their energy and rejuvenate herself. Alex takes a curl of Gladys' hair, wraps it on her witch stick and places a drop of his blood on it, thereby causing all the children to attack and kill Gladys. The spell is therefore broken, and Justine and Archer find the kids. 

"Weapons" is a good horror, but its initial mystery premise is so much better than its sole resolution in the finale, which is banal and falls into exploitation horror clichés. The opening set-up is wonderfully eerie and stimulating: 17 children wake up in the middle of the night, walk out on the street and disappear. Neither the police nor the parents have a clue what happened. This concept ignites interest of the viewers, and the director Zach Cregger crafts several stylistic solutions (the heroine, school teacher Justine, is initially only seen from the back, her face not shown), whereas at least one sequence is an example of elevated suspense (Justine falls asleep in her car while spying on Alex's home, and during the night the doors of the house open and a deranged woman holding scissors in her hand is seen exiting in the dark and walking towards her), but with time, as if "Weapons" starts depleting its sophistication, and the blunt scares take over (two jump scares in the first half, when Justine and Archer have nightmares, seem to be inserted just to keep the viewers' attention since the authors gave up to try to engage them narratively). The idea that the story stops and is presented through six different perspectives is ambitious, but at least two of them could have been cut since they do not contribute much (police officer Paul and drug addict James). "Weapons" is one of the rare movies that actually gets worse after the introduction of a character for which the actress playing it won several awards. Amy Madigan is a very good actress, but her character Gladys is a typical one-dimensional villain. There are certain multilayered themes here, since Gladys could be an allegory for the embodiment of various dangerous Tik-Tok challenges that influence kids to do damaging things, or a parasite (she appears right after Marcus and his partner watch a documentary on TV about a fungus that eats an ant from inside). But since all the characters are poorly developed, and the finale is standard bloodshed, "Weapons" is not able to grow into something more than a good horror, which the opening act hinted at. 

Grade:++

Saturday, March 14, 2026

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Le Scaphandre et le Papillon; drama / art-film, France / USA, 2007; D: Julian Schnabel, S: Mathieu Amalric, Emmanuelle Seigner, Marie-Josée Croze, Anne Consigny, Max von Sydow

Jean-Dominique Bauby wakes up in a hospital in Berck-sur-Mer and is informed by the doctor he had a stroke and is paralyzed completely, due to locked-in syndrome. Jean-Dominique can only communicate through his left eye, and two women, speech therapist Henriette and physical therapist Marie, devise a system of spelling aloud and waiting for him to blink for a specific letter. He was editor of Elle magazine, had a relationship with Celine with whom he had two kids, but left her for an affair with Ines. He thus decides to write a memoir about his life, recorded by his assistant. He had the stroke randomly while driving his son in a car, so he stopped on the road. Jean-Dominique dies from pneumonia ten days after his book is published, aged 44. 

After Amenabar's "The Sea Inside", the director Julian Schnabel took on an even bigger challenge of crafting a film around a paralyzed man who can only blink with his left eye in this film. That Schnabel is able to pull it through is already incredible: he does so much from so little at his disposal. His biopic based on true events, "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" is a film that is depicted in 2/3 of its running time only through the point-of-view of the protagonist Jean-Dominique Bauby, and thus his subjective perspective becomes the film's perspective—meaning that the actor playing him, Mathieu Amalric, is not seen on the screen for the majority of the film. The opening 10 minutes are the most powerful, as a doctor looks into the "foggy" camera in a hospital and asks for the patient's name. Jean-Dominique says his name, but the doctor asks his name again, and again, until the protagonist realizes he cannot speak, and that his words are only his thoughts. Jean-Dominique can only blink with his left eye—one blink means "yes", two blinks mean "no", shown again through his POV as the camera's screen "goes black" for a second—but two women therapists patiently spell out loud until he blinks at a specific letter, and they then write it down on paper, bit by bit, until a sentence is formed. As one woman reads out a sentence from Jean-Dominique's planned memoir, he cynically thinks to himself that they "spent five hours" just to complete it. Throughout the film, flashbacks of Jean-Dominique's life before the stroke are shown, combined with lyrical-poetic sequences of him imagining himself in a diving bell suit under the sea to illustrate his feeling of helplessness and fragility (among others, he is annoyed when a medic turns off the TV in his room just as he was watching a football match). "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" is a very good contemplation on how bad life can get, asking us to be thankful for what health we have, but "The Sea Inside" is still better due to a much richer movie language used: the former is a monologue, the latter is a dialogue. One of those movies that are almost too depressing to watch for some viewers. 

Grade:+++

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Dara of Jasenovac

Dara iz Jasenovca; war drama, Serbia, 2021; D: Predrag Antonijević, S: Biljana Čekić, Anja Stanić, Zlatan Vidović, Vuk Kostić, Marko Janketić, Martina Kitanović, Alisa Radaković, Nataša Ninković

Jasenovac concentration camp, World War II. Dara Ilić (10), her two brothers and mother are among numerous Serbs who are brought to the camp run by the Nazi-aligned Ustasha dictatorship. The Ustasha guards kill Serb inmates, while Dara's dad is assigned to bury the corpses. After her mother and older brother are killed, Dara and her 2-year old brother are among the children who are brought to the Stara Gradiška camp. There the women work on the farm, under the supervision of Mileva, while the Catholic nuns indoctrinate children to convert them into Croats. Diana Budisavljević, head of a humanitarian association,  arrives from Zagreb to transfer children to safety. Dara's brother is sick and thus under threat of being killed, but is covertly smuggled to Diana's van for adoption. As the van leaves, Dara runs after it. An Ustasha woman shoots at her, but misses, so Dara boards the van are leaves with her brother.

The first narrative film about the Jasenovac concentration camp is a film that should have been made since it is an important contribution for the genocide studies, and thus one wishes that it had been better. "Dara of Jasenovac" chronicles the Ustashe genocide of Serbs through the crimes of persecution, murder, torture, looting, unlawful confinement and forced labor in Jasenovac in the first 45 minutes, after which it switches to the Stara Gradiska concentration camp for women and children, and some situations are honest, genuine and emotional, but the movie suffers from several flaws, mostly in the form of a few heavy-handed solutions and scenes of propaganda. It is also problematic that the title heroine, the 10-year old girl Dara (very good Biljana Cekic) appears in only some 30 minutes of the two-hours of running time. The opening act has weight: it shows hundreds of Serb civilians marching across a meadow, led by Ustashe at gunpoint, while one Serb woman makes eye contact with a Croat woman working on the field, secretly sneaks away from the column, gives her own baby to her, and then returns back to the column (touching, but a bit illogical since she could have simply stayed there in the bushes as nobody had seen her, instead of returning back). As the train arrives on the bridge, the Jasenovac inmates, who are throwing corpses into the Sava river, comment cynically: "Look, more work for us." - "Tomorrow you will throw me like that." - "Just work, maybe you will live longer."

The depiction of the state of things inside Jasenovac is well done—as the concertation camp lacked any machinery, all the people were killed one by one, with several shocking scenes—though the director Predrag Antonijevic cannot resist not to insert a few pretentious bits. One sequence is particularly badly done: during the game of musical chairs for the inmates, where the last one is killed, there is a stupid moment of an Ustasha man getting so aroused that he goes to have sex with an Ustasha woman in a car; an Ustasha shoots Dara's mother while holding an apple in his mouth; whereas a Nazi is shown so disgusted by the killings that he throws up—contrived, as if their perversion is not obvious enough, so Antonijevic has to exaggerate even more by inventing things not based on historical records. These banal "additions" reduce the film's feeling of honesty. Two best moments: Dara's father is assigned to bury corpses from Jasenovac on the field, and is shocked to see his dead wife and son among the corpses, which is emotional and devastating; the other is a long speech held by an Ustasha officer, but then there is a cut to an Ustasha guard killing one of the inmates in a row in the meadow, as the words of the first one are heard off screen, talking about "rights in the country", in a good contrast between his propaganda and reality, showing how there are actually zero human rights there. Martina Kitanovic and Alisa Radakovic are surprisingly effective and memorable as the two Ustasha women. The ending is clumsy and unconvincing, full of plot holes and illogical 'saved-in-the-nick-of-time' clichés, but despite this disparate blend of honesty and manipulation, "Dara of Jasenovac" is an overall good film.

Grade:++

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

The Sea Inside

Mar adentro; drama, Spain / France / Italy, 2004; D: Alejandro Amenábar, S: Javier Bardem, Belén Rueda, Lola Dueñas, Mabel Rivera, Celso Bugallo, Tamar Novas, Clara Segura 

When he was young, Ramon Sampedro made a crucial mistake by jumping from a cliff into a shallow sea, and the seafloor broke his neck, leaving him paralyzed from his neck down. 26 years later, Ramon lives in the house of his older brother Jose, lying in bed, rarely leaving the bedroom. Jose's wife Manuela is Ramon's caregiver. Lawyer Julia, suffering from Cadasil syndrome, arrives to meet Ramon, to help him in his request towards the court to get permission for assisted suicide. Hearing about his case from the media, a single mother, Rosa, visits Ramon and becomes his friend. The Spanish Supreme Court refuses Ramon's request, so he tells his friends to prepare potassium-cyanide in a glass of water, which he drinks with a straw, and dies. Ramon's friend Gene gives a farewell note to Julia, but her brain deteriorated so much that she doesn't even remember who Ramon was.

Alejandro Amenabar's magnum opus, based on real life case of Ramon Sampedro, "The Sea Inside" is a movie about disability and suicide done the right way: subtle, sophisticated, measured, with wonderful characters, it has an uncomfortable topic that many viewers would run away from, but once you start watching it, it is so fluent, absorbing and genuine, that you have to see it to the end. As uncomfortable the topic is, so much is it of an comfortable watch. It owes this success to the formula of presenting a difficult theme in a light, normal, genuine manner with humor, so much, in fact, that by the end you will see the protagonist Ramon as a character, not as a bedridden man paralyzed from the neck down. He is played by the brilliant Javier Bardem, who gives a fantastic performance, outside of all those disability-movie clichés. Amenabar has a sense for a rich movie language, as he is able to make this static story into something very cinematic thanks to a nice use of cinematic techniques. Already the opening scenes are untypical: a white square appears on the black screen, and then expands into a white rectangle, expanding until it spreads across the screen, and shows the beach, as the narrator says: "Relax... Now imagine a movie screen that unfolds and opens in front of you. Project on it your favorite place..."

In a great little scene transition, lawyer Julia asks Ramon to tell her about the day of his accident, she presses the "record" button on her voice recorder—and then there is a match cut of her hand in the same pose, but now in a different room, as she presses the "play" button, to hear the recording she made of him earlier. In a surreal, but perfectly measured dream sequence, Ramon imagines he stands up from the bed and flies through the window over hills and trees, until he reaches the beach. Little details and character interactions say everything: Rosa (excellent Lola Duenas) watches a TV report of Ramon in bed, as he says: "When you can't escape and you constantly rely on everyone else, you learn to cry by smiling, you know?" Cut to Rosa, a stranger, arriving to visit Ramon, and who bashfully gives one of the most stunning sentences to cheer him up: "And I thought, his eyes are so full of life, how could someone with those eyes want to die? Look, we all have problems, and we don't have to run from them, you know? That's why I wanted to come. To make you feel like living." Amenabar never allows the movie to fall into grey or melodramatic territory, as the characters are full of life and humor, including Ramon's brother Jose, who wants to forbid him to commit suicide because he is "still the oldest in this house", while he also makes fun of religion and the Spanish judicial system (the Supreme Court refuses to even allow Ramon to talk in front of them). You watch the film and are entertained. But when it ends, its ideas, philosophy and way of thinking stay with you. What is life? What are we? Can we overcome our physical limitations? It shows how fragile life is, always under external and internal threats, asking us to think what we can do with the time that was given to us on this world, and that kindness and humanity can surpass transience. 

Grade:+++

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Sentimental Value

Affeksjonsverdi; drama, Norway / France / Germany / Denmark / Sweden / UK, 2025; D: Joachim Trier, S: Stellan Skarsgård, Renate Reinsve, Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, Elle Fanning, Anders Danielsen Lie

Oslo. Nora, a stage actress, freezes and has stage freight during the premiere, but is still able to go on stage and perform. She has an affair with Jakob. Her sister Agnes is an historian, single mother of Erik. When their mother dies, Nora and Agnes are reluctant to renew their contact with their absent father Gustav, a film director who left them when they were kids and lived in Sweden. Gustav plans his final film with Nora in the lead, but she refuses. The script is based on Gustav's mother, who committed suicide when he was a kid. American actress Rachel approaches Gustav and wants to star in the film, they rehearse, but both conclude she is wrong for the role. When Agnes forces Nora to read the script, Nora is moved, and once herself tried to commit suicide. Nora accepts the role and Gustav directs the film with her.

In this unusual parent-children drama, the writer and director Joachim Trier uses filmmaking as a therapy for reconciliation, since both of the protagonists, Nora and Gustav, are artists: she is an actress, he a director, and they need to work together in a film, in cordial manner, to undo their dysfunction. Three excellent sequences: in the opening act, the narrator says that Nora, while a kid in school, was assigned to write an essay as if she was an object, and she chose to write about her house, which has some wonderful observations ("She described how its belly shook as she and her sister ran downstairs... She wondered if the floors liked to be trampled on. If the walls were ticklish"). The second one is when Nora has a nervous breakdown behind the scenes, before the premiere of her play, but is still able to perform on stage. The third one is a surreal scene that reminds of Bergman's "Persona", some 98 minutes into the film, where Gustav is standing still and looking into the camera, but as the light and shadows around his head keep moving around, this invisibly "dissolves" into shadows moving over faces of Nora and her sister Agnes, also looking into the camera, implying that their three lifepaths are interconnected. The rest is a bit weaker, never reaching this high level.

"Sentimental Value" once again shows that Trier is not able to write a focused script to the fullest. He brings up several plot points, but is not able to develop them naturally into a climatic moment, and some subplots drift away. Nora, for instance, is angry at her absent father Gustav. Why not develop this into a clear conflict in the finale? In another subplot, Nora has an affair with her colleague Jakob, but where exactly is this going? What role does it play in the story? Not much. The same goes for American actress Rachel who wants to play the lead in Gustav's film, but then they both conclude she is not the right choice. Why is Rachel necessary for the story? Both Jakob and Rachel could have been cut without the storyline losing anything. Trier is not so much preoccupied with plot as much as creating a 'slice-of-life' character interactions. The actors are all amazing, especially Renate Reinsve as Nora and Stellan Skarsgard as Gustav—in one of their best interactions, Gustav tells Nora why he didn't follow much of her acting career, because he doesn't like theatre: "I can tell if an actor is any good in two minutes". However, Gustav writing a role for Nora is his way of communication, and it mirrors Nora's personal secret. "Sentimental Value" is very good, and yet, it is peculiar that Trier is never able to be anything more than "sufficiently satisfying". He is never "outstandingly satisfying" as, let's say, Vinterberg was in "Festen" or Brooks was in "Terms of Endearment". He takes several shortcuts and misses some unused potentials. One example: 25 minutes into "Sentimental Value", a clip is shown from Gustav's fictional film, an ending in one take where a boy and a girl run across a panorama, a meadow, while two Nazis are chasing them, and the girl enters the train, sits and looks through the window, at the boy being caught, as he stays behind. The girl is played by Gustav's daughter Agnes. Bergman or Vinterberg would have surely not missed the opportunity for an ending that is similar, with the now grown-up Agnes also entering a train and leaving Gustav, which would rhyme with her life, in a metafilm codification. But Trier did not go there. Which already says something. 

Grade:+++

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Nobody Wanted To Die

Niekas nenorėjo mirti; war drama, Lithuania, 1965; D: Vytautas Žalakevičius, S: Regimantas Adomaitis, Juozas Budraitis, Algimantas Masiulis, Donatas Banionis, Vija Artmane

Lithuania in the 1 9 5 0s. The Forest Brothers, a Lithuanian guerilla, is waging a rebellion against the Soviet-Communist occupation. Lokis, the chairman of the Soviet council of a village, is shot and killed through a window in his office by the Forest Brothers. His sons, including Donatas, swear revenge. A former Forest Brother partisan who was given amnesty, Vaitkus, whose father is a mute shoemaker, is forced to take the position of the new chairman. At first, Vaitkus is reluctant, but then takes his job so seriously that he even leads an ambush of the rebels, where many are killed. In the revenge attack, the Forest Brothers shoot Vaitkus and attack the village, but Donatas and his brothers shoot them.

"Nobody Wanted to Die" is a surprisingly daring movie for Lithuanian cinema during the censorship of the Soviet occupation, depicting the rarely talked about "taboo" topic of Forest Brothers, the anti-Communist insurgents who fought against the Soviets for a decade after the end of World War II. As expected, some restrictions and "controlled" choices inhibit the storyline, reducing its value, but it is still an interesting watch. The director Vytautas Zalakevicius uses aesthetic black-and-white cinematography and fine camera drives to frame this story, which can also be interpreted as a meditation on compliance and obedience—one of the protagonists, villager Vaitkus, previously served among the ranks of the Forest Brothers, and is now forced to take the position of the chairman of the Soviet council of the village. At first he is reluctant, but slowly, gradually, he accepts what is expected from him by the authorities, and betrays the Forest Brothers fully. Why do some people obey immoral orders? If they were to be shoved from one camp to another, the opposite one, would they immediately change their worldview? This is illustrated in the sequence in the mill, where several Forest Brother insurgents are ambushed and shot while trying to transport flour, while Vaitkus walks up to the body of one of them lying on the floor, seemingly dead, covered in flour, but then the man winks at Vaitkus from beneath—who instead of cooperation, snitches him in front of the villager, and orders him to stand up. Several details are neat (the authorities try to recruit a farmer on the field for the position of the chairman, but he refuses: "They killed five chairmen in a year. Anyone would rather stare up a horse's ass than angel's faces!"), but the dialogue is not always inspired, whereas the story does feel a bit slow and conventional, which reduces the enjoyment value. Nonetheless, it is valuable in depicting the theme of how a foreign ideology is dividing and forcing people of the same nation to fight and kill each other.

Grade:++

Friday, February 27, 2026

Northern Crusades

Herkus Mantas; historical drama, Lithuania, 1972; D: Marijonas Giedrys, S: Antanas Šurna, Eugenija Pleškytė, Algimantas Masiulis, Stasys Petronaitis, Pranas Piaulokas, Algimantas Voščikas

The Baltics, 13th century. The German-led Teutonic Order leads the Northern Crusade through which it is able to colonize the lands under the pretext of spreading Christianity among the pagans. One of the nobles from the Baltic tribes, Herkus Monte, was abducted as a child and forced to convert to Christianity in Magdeburg. Upon being released, the grown up Herkus and his German wife Catherine return to the Baltic. Even though their son Alexander is still in Magdeburg, Herkus leads a rebellion against Teutonic Knights, uniting rival Baltic tribes led by leaders Samilis and Koltis. Herkus' army is stalled during the 1262 Siege of Königsberg, which lasts for years and causes famine. When the Teutonic Knights bring reinforcements, they are able to chase away the Baltic army, while Herkus is wounded. A jealous Samilis beytrays Herkus and contacts the Teutonic commander. Catherine is killed and sacrificed to pagan gods. Herkus is attacked and killed in an ambush by the Teutonic Knights. 

One of the most critically recognized Lithuanian films, "Northern Crusades" (also somewhere translated as "Herkus Mantas") is an educational and easy to understand historical lesson from the rarely depicted events of the Northern Crusades, since some of its themes are universal—ideological imperialism (in this case, a religious one), colonialism, assimilation, a struggle between conformity and integrity, resistance against occupiers. The movie was very popular in Lithuania, since even though it depicts the occupation by the German-led Teutonic Order, Lithuanians interpreted it as a symbolic depiction of Soviet occupation during that time. "Northern Crusades" could play in a double bill with Staikov's even better film "Time of Violence" since it shares its motives—a protagonist kidnapped by a foreign occupying power, indoctrinated and sent back to his home country to spread the interests of the occupiers, but here the hero Herkus actually joins his native people against the Teutonic Knights. The opening act is the best, swiftly engaging: an arrogant Teutonic Knight, von Brumbach, takes a knife, rips his own cape in his room, and then goes to the tavern of the Baltic tribes, where seven Balts are dinning, and poses a question: "What does a man deserve who stabbed a dagger in the back of his master?" - "Fire, according to the customs of the Teutonic Knights". Von Brumbach then turns around and reveals his cape with holes in it, and then leaves, locks the door, while his knights burn the entire fortress with said seven Balts inside, including Herkus' father. In the next sequence, Herkus, forcefully Christianized in Magdeburg, hears the news of his father's death, and just by his look, the viewers instantly understand why he will do what he does for the rest of the film.

In an even better codification of events, the said villain von Brumbach is actually killed 80 minutes later during Herkus' siege of his castle, when von Brumbach is, ironically, stabbed in the back by his own servant—with a dagger. Herkus (played by Antanas Surna) is thus always torn between two sides, on the one hand staying true to his native people, but also still accepting his German wife Catherine and Christian customs. The director Marijonas Giedrys is somewhat underwhelming on the field of directing skills (the battle sequences between the Baltic tribes and the Teutonic Knights are rarely more than just good), but the dialogues compensate with a lot of strong lines. In one memorable sequence, Catherine's brother Hirhalsas is among the Knights traveling on a ship to fight against Herkus' uprising, and when one passanger asks him if he has seen Herkus, Hirhalsas replies: "I not only seen him, but also raised and trained him, and even let my sister marry him! Now I'm getting ready to put a noose around his neck!" A commander and Herkus have this exchange: "We have never tried to negotiate with the Order" - "One does not negotiate for freedom. Freedom is won." One line is legendary—after a tragedy, Herkus looks into the camera and says: "What a great scoundrel you are, my Lord, if you allow a man to suffer more than he deserves." This sums up his own perspective on religion, while the movie never shows the Baltic tribes as idealized, since some of their pagan traditions of human sacrifice truly are detrimental and deserving to be culturally erased. "Northern Crusades" are overstretched and overlong, lacking a true spark of an epic, yet they still cause the viewers to think and establish a quiet style that goes "under your skin".

Grade:+++

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

The Battle for Kyiv

The Battle for Kyiv; documentary, UK / Ukraine, 2024; D: Oz Katerji, S: Oz Katerji, Sviatoslav Yurash, Kateryna Doroshyna, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, John Sweeney

On 24 February 2022, Vladmir Putin's menopause causes him to start the Goreshist Russian invasion of Ukraine. British journalist Oz Katerji is already in Kyiv covering the event, and refuses to evacuate, staying to cover the war. He follows a Ukrainian parliamentarian, Sviatoslav, and assistant Kateryna, who volunteer to help in the defense of Kyiv. Russian bombs fall on residential buildings. In the nearby city Irpin, refugees flee across a devastated bridge. Borodyanka is devastated and left in ruins after the Russian assault. The attempted siege of Kyiv fails since the city is too large, and thus the Russian soldiers scatter and retreat. Afterwards, the journalists discover the corpses in the Bucha massacre. 

British journalist Oz Katerji edited his video footage of the 2022 Battle of Kyiv in this excellent documentary which depicts the events of the start of the bloodiest European war of the 21st century in a lot of detail. Since the situation back then was chaotic, frenetic, unplanned, random and improvised, so is Katerji's own footage, accordingly, assembled in the same manner, yet that gives it a dose of authenticity and genuine charge. Katerji shows situations he managed to witness, and some really are perplexing and personal—for instance, in one episode, his driver accidentally drove up to a Russian check-point, and they had to explain they are British reporters at gunpoint, until they were allowed to continue driving, as Katerji looks into the camera and admits he is relieved. Other episodes also illustrate the mood and electrified suspense of people (a Ukrainian soldier shows a piece of Russian equipment: "This was a Russian paratrooper who ended up in wrong place. They thought they would come to have fun. The Russian government sends them here to fertilize our land."; government advisor Anton Gerashchenko standing in front of a destroyed building in Borodyanka: "Who are they fighting with here? The people who were living in that building."; president Volodymyr Zelenskyy commenting during a speech: "What will be next if even Byban Yar is hit? The Sophia Cathedral? The Lavra? St. Andrew's Church? Whatever they dream about, damn them"; a random interview with a lesbian Ukrainian soldier). There are some omissions (the Bucha massacre section should have been elaborated in a lot more detail, for instance), yet overall it is a gripping, educational, intelligent and dynamic documentary that galvanizes the viewers.   

Grade:+++

Sunday, February 22, 2026

Headhunters

Hodejegerne; crime thriller, Norway, 2011; D: Morten Tyldum, S: Aksel Hennie, Synnøve Macody Lund, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Eivind Sander, Julie Ølgaard

Oslo. Roger Brown works as a headhunter and is married to Diana, who runs an art gallery. In order to compensate for his 5'5 height, Roger steals valuable paintings at private homes by inserting forged copies, with the help of Ove, a security guard who temporarily disables alarms in said homes. Roger meets Clas, a former employee of the Dutch GPS company HOTE, who wants to become the CEO of another GPS company, Pathfinder. Upon stealing a Rubens' painting from Clas' home, Roger finds out he is having an affair with Diana. When Roger finds Ove poisoned, he is hunted by Clas who wants to kill him, and is tracking him via a microscopic GPS tracker inside a hair gel on Roger's hair. Clas wants to steal Pathfinder's technology secrets. Roger shaves his head bald, returns to Ove's house, Clas is there and shoots at him, but since Diana secretly switched his bullets with blanks, there is no effect, and thus Roger shoots back and kills Clas. The police concludes Ove and Clas killed each other, while Roger makes Diana pregnant.

Excellent "Headhunters" is a Scandinavian thriller done the right way: it is not only suspenseful, but also intelligent and sophisticated. It sets up a giant Arukone-style puzzle storyline with a lot of plot points, but all of them are connected into a whole, have a point and purpose, and reach a satisfying conclusion in the end. Most of the kudos goes to the novel by Jo Nesbø, who planned this storyline, and the genius director Morten Tyldum who is able to make the viewers completely forget they are watching a "foreign" Norwegian film and are with time simply engaged and glued to the screen, in a genuine, basic sense for making a story come alive. The brilliant Nikolaj Coster-Waldau stands out in the role of the villain Clas. "Headhunters" start off as a sly heist comedy, but then switches gears and turns into an intense Hitchcockian thriller with bigger stakes involving corporate crime, when the protagonist Roger is being hunted by Clas, with several clever details and plot twists that are totally unexpected. 

In one of the most insane situations, Roger hides in an outdoor wooden toilet in the countryside, and is shocked to see Clas coming towards it with his killer dog through the window. He cannot escape. So what does Roger do? He opens the toilet seat and hides inside the underground dump of the pit latrine, holding only a paper tube above the surface, so when Clas enters the wooden toilet, he seemingly doesn't find nobody there. Later, after Clas is gone, in a black-humored moment, Roger cannot start his car, so he simply escapes the farm driving a tractor! The finale is incredible, with a plot twist so clever it is a treat (among other, Roger instructs Diana to exchange Clas' bullets with blanks during their "affair"). On another level, it is a personal story about a man with an inferiority complex who realizes that his worth is not measured in money or success, but in the love of his wife Diana who saves him in the end, in a runabout way, and the thriller story is in the end only used as a therapy for their relationship crisis. A highlight of Norwegian cinema.

Grade:+++

Friday, February 20, 2026

Recollections of the Yellow House

Recordações da Casa Amarela; black comedy / art-film, Portugal, 1989, D: João César Monteiro, S: João César Monteiro, Manuela de Freitas, Teresa Calado, Ruy Furtado

Lisbon. Joao de Deus, a man in his 50s, complains to his landlord Violeta that he has bedbugs, but cannot find any evidence of it. Joao feels weak and has sore testicles, so a doctor prescribes him a treatment. Joao is fascinated by Violeta's daughter Julietta, who plays oboe in a music band; while he also sees a prostitute with a puddle. When the prostitute dies, Joao goes to her room, rips her puppet with a knife and finds money hidden inside. Feeling rich, Joao attempts to rape Julietta and gives her money, but then runs away from the residential building. Now homeless, he survives thanks to a local kitchen. Joao buys a military uniform to enter a barrack for a celebration to get free beans, but is discovered and sent to a mental asylum. Thanks to a friend, Joao is able to escape.

Why did the director Joao Cesar Monteiro think that his character is interesting? Or funny? Or even entertaining? Because this misconception, on which the whole movie is built, costs him the movie. It is perplexing that his "Recollections of the Yellow House" was ranked in a local poll as the 3rd best Portuguese film by 2 0 2 0—the voters either have poor taste or the cinema of Portugal is in deep trouble. "Yellow House" is a peculiar, vague, confusing, and overall poorly planned out film revolving around the scrubby Joao de Deus (played by director Monteiro himself) who at first feels weak and ailing in the first half of the film, but then finds a new fascination with his landlord's daughter Julietta (among other, after she leaves the bathroom, he drinks the soap water from her bathtub, and observes her pubic hair he found), living in the same residential building. One expects that this will be the theme of the movie—how a man feels his life entered an autumn, but somehow finds a new spring in a woman who awakens his vitality. But no. It's not even that. Joao tries to rape her, she refuses, and he runs away scared from the building, never to return again, some 80 minutes into the film. 

The remaining 40 minutes are then wasted on random episodes of Joao living as a homeless man, buying a military uniform, landing in a mental asylum... All this is disconnected, ill-conceived and disorganized. What is the point at the end? There isn't any. The whole film is composed out of moderately interesting episodes which never connect as a whole, and even the best ones are the those with someone else besides him in the frame. Monteiro crafts long scenes of Joao sitting on bed, drinking a pill, taking a sip of medicine from a spoon and looking at specially designed underwear he has to wear for his sore testicles—but this is not interesting. Some actors-directors, like W. Allen or R. Benigni, are able to pull it off because they are interesting and funny to watch, but Joao is neither. He is not idealized nor presented as perfect (in one scene, Joao visits his old mother just to borrow all the money from her and then disappear), but neither is there a reason to watch him. The fact that the film lacks some style or creativity or ingenuity (only one match cut some 56 minutes into the film is commendable) is also detrimental. "Yellow House" is one of those examples where one character is the whole film, but since the main character is so stunted and insipid, the whole movie follows the same pattern as him. 

Grade:+

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Sambizanga

Sambizanga; drama, Portugal / Angola / Congo / France, 1972; D: Sarah Maldoror, S: Domingos de Oliveira, Elisa Andrade, Jean M'Vondo, Dino Abelino

In 1 9 6 1, during the Portuguese colonialism, Domingos Xavier, a driver of a bulldozer at an construction site in Dondo, Angola, is kidnapped by the secret police from his home and brought to a police station for interrogation. He is accused of joining the underground Popular Movement for the Liberation of Angola (MPLA). His wife Maria takes her baby with her and walks all the way to Luanda to search for Domingos in one of the jails. Domingos is tortured and beaten, but he refuses to name any MPLA members. He dies in prison. Maria is devastated by the news of his death. MPLA members hear about him and decide to attack the jail, thereby starting the Angolan War of Independence.

The first African feature film directed by a woman, Sarah Maldoror's "Sambizanga" is also one of the first films depicting the Angolan War of Independence from the Portuguese colonial rule, or better said, the event that triggered it, the enforced disappearance, arbitrary detention and torture at a prison in Luanda. Since it depicts this rarely thematized historical event, "Sambizanga" has noble, ambitious merits, but its execution is weaker, suffering from too much empty walk and overstretched storyline. The two brief moments which show the protagonist Domingos being mistreated and abused in jail during the interrogation, but he refuses to give away any names of the independence movement (just as he is about to take a sip from a beer mug, one interrogator slaps him from behind), are probably the strongest bits, lifting up the interest of the viewers and engaging, but this is disrupted and diluted by the rather boring, bland storyline of his wife Maria walking on and on, on the road, from one police station to another, which is much weaker. Maldoror needed more cinematic-stylistic inspiration, for a more versatile viewing experience, since the movie is too formal to truly ignite on a higher level. Still, she painted a picture of the country at that time. Some episodes are authentic precisely because they seem as if they came from a documentary (women washing their clothes on a river; workers mining rocks with hammers).

Grade:++